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Rooster 1, drunk tourist 0: Man tries to run down rooster, crashes golf cart instead 2 TexasTowelie Mar 2017 Mar 2017 2 1879

Jesus and escalators don't mix. 4 Kaleva Mar 2017 Mar 2017 6 2215

Gwyneth Paltrow's jade egg shaped rock for the vagina 3 Kaleva Mar 2017 Mar 2017 3 4199

Glory Hole brings curious visitors to Whiskeytown Lake 10 47of74 Feb 2017 Mar 2017 1 3485

Old mold from penicillin discoverer auctioned for $14,617 0 TexasTowelie Mar 2017 Mar 2017 2 1976

This is weird 6 HAB911 Feb 2017 Feb 2017 0 2762

Spotify Australia Claims This Song Is The Number One Sex Song 5 Initech Feb 2017 Feb 2017 1 2119

Japanese app helps workers find open toilets -- and employers track bathroom time 2 TexasTowelie Feb 2017 Feb 2017 1 2502

Bull Escapes From Slaughterhouse, Leads Police Chase Through NYC,,,,(Queens) 1 Stuart G Feb 2017 Feb 2017 1 2119

Australian micronation acquires new king 0 shenmue Feb 2017 Feb 2017 2 1783

Want to improve the appearance and sex appeal of your testicles? 13 Kaleva Feb 2017 Feb 2017 2 3624

Oops: USTA plays Nazi-era German anthem at tournament 4 shenmue Feb 2017 Feb 2017 2 2569

Texas lawmaker wants to end emoji mix-ups with Chilean flag 1 Eugene Feb 2017 Feb 2017 1 2063

Burger King Isreal Offers "Adult Meals" With Sex Toys For Valentine's Day 4 Initech Feb 2017 Feb 2017 2 2303

William Shatner may see Tampa man in court over paternity claim 3 HAB911 Feb 2017 Feb 2017 2 2156

2-ton cement ball at Target rolls through parking lot, damaging car 8 UrbScotty Feb 2017 Feb 2017 3 2959

Surgeons remove live cockroach from inside woman's skull 5 UrbScotty Feb 2017 Feb 2017 1 2632

Texas man's obit blasts him as possessing 'no redeeming qualities' (SFGate/Houston Chronicle) 6 eppur_se_muova Feb 2017 Feb 2017 8 2647

Chocolate fair in Belgium: clothing you can eat 4 shenmue Feb 2017 Feb 2017 3 1915

PA: deer busts into a shop 2 shenmue Feb 2017 Feb 2017 1 1899

50m of cocaine found on Norfolk beaches (BBC) 5 eppur_se_muova Feb 2017 Feb 2017 1 2157

Louisiana man gets stuck in chimney, then arrested for 77th time 2 47of74 Feb 2017 Feb 2017 1 1925

Harambe-shaped Cheeto sells for nearly $100K 3 HAB911 Feb 2017 Feb 2017 2 2402

Fla. man hacks bank, tries to steal $7 billion because Jesus wanted him to, officials say 2 muriel_volestrangler Feb 2017 Feb 2017 3 1914

Sick Cat Finds The Help He Needs After Breaking Into Apartment 2 Bill USA Feb 2017 Feb 2017 15 2440

San Jose City Council Member Sworn In Holding Captain America's Shield 1 Initech Feb 2017 Feb 2017 4 2017

You know what state pastor runs out of apartment naked 0 47of74 Feb 2017 Feb 2017 8 2199

Kiribati mulls plan to restore Russian monarchy 1 shenmue Jan 2017 Jan 2017 1 1824

Judicial branch explainer missing from WH site 0 appleannie1943 Jan 2017 Jan 2017 3 2316

Hey genius, if you're transporting drugs, make sure you car is in good operating condition first 3 47of74 Jan 2017 Jan 2017 1 2462

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Drinking counterfeit bath lotion kills at least 48 in Russia 4 Kaleva Jan 2017 Jan 2017 2 2080

Japan to implement standard symbols for high-tech commodes 0 shenmue Jan 2017 Jan 2017 2 1747

West Virginia Man tried to sell stolen work tools back to his boss 1 47of74 Jan 2017 Jan 2017 2 2209

Girl Held At Gunpoint Refused To Give Up Chicken McNugget, Police Say 0 Stuart G Jan 2017 Jan 2017 0 1650

Alexa gone wild 1 47of74 Jan 2017 Jan 2017 1 4773

And guess where the first drive through rage arrest of 2017 took place. 0 47of74 Jan 2017 Jan 2017 3 3081

Wisconsin man belly flopped on to police car, breaking windshield. 3 47of74 Jan 2017 Jan 2017 0 2149

Frozen: baseball legend ted williams 1 zippythepinhead Dec 2016 Dec 2016 0 3064

Christmas service had the wrong Hail Mary printed. 1 47of74 Dec 2016 Dec 2016 0 2813

(You Know Which State) Dumb Criminals: Fleeing burglars hop fence into police parking lot 0 UrbScotty Dec 2016 Dec 2016 1 1814

Peak Canada has been achieved: Alberta man drives zamboni through drive through 2 47of74 Dec 2016 Dec 2016 2 1582

Pie survives trip into space 2 shenmue Dec 2016 Dec 2016 2 1606

Missouri: snowman stabbed 8 shenmue Dec 2016 Dec 2016 4 4270

TNT in Florida cut from news of Craig Sager's passing to ad for midget stripper 0 47of74 Dec 2016 Dec 2016 0 1678

Nor Cal Embezzler Spends $1 Million On Cell Phone Game 0 Initech Dec 2016 Dec 2016 0 1916

Canada: if a moose licks your car... 1 shenmue Dec 2016 Dec 2016 3 3100

Mouse-sized buildings pop up in Sweden 0 shenmue Dec 2016 Dec 2016 5 2132

Florida pizzeria unveils gold and caviar pie to celebrate Donald Trump 1 Tony_FLADEM Dec 2016 Dec 2016 1 2126

(You Know What State) Woman, 32, Arrested For Distributing Naked Photos Of Her Ex-Husband 4 47of74 Nov 2016 Dec 2016 3 1693

Doctors Remove Wedding Ring From Mans Penis 5 47of74 Nov 2016 Dec 2016 1 1963

EAVESDROPPING EMPLOYERS : A TWENTY FIRST CENTURY FRAMEWORK FOR EMPLOYEE MONITORING ABSTRACT 1 Jeffersons Ghost Dec 2016 Dec 2016 0 2061

Landlord Allegedly Caught On Camera Having Sex In Tenants Bedroom 1 left-of-center2012 Dec 2016 Dec 2016 2 1816

WOMEN DON'T NEED TAMPONS, THEY SHOULD “JUST HOLD THEIR BLADDERS” 8 Stonepounder Nov 2016 Dec 2016 1 2925

Florida Mall Santa Fired After Telling Kids Hillary Clinton Is On Naughty List 2 Initech Nov 2016 Nov 2016 0 2035

Russian officials create Santa letter template 0 shenmue Nov 2016 Nov 2016 1 1544

Will there be a rate hike today or will there not? 0 rug Nov 2016 Nov 2016 0 1212

Dumb Criminals: Florida (Obviously) Man Arrested for Demanding Car, Claiming He's Jesus 0 Initech Nov 2016 Nov 2016 0 1638

Segways and selfies: It's the hipster nativity 0 UrbScotty Nov 2016 Nov 2016 0 2122

Watch out USA -- Scottish haggis could be on its way (CNNMoney) 1 eppur_se_muova Nov 2016 Nov 2016 0 2176

Wally World dirt bike prank lands brothers in jail. 0 47of74 Nov 2016 Nov 2016 0 2750

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Politician Who Criticized Squirrels Gets Attacked By Squirrel 0 Initech Nov 2016 Nov 2016 1 1651

French heir finds 3.7m gold hoard underneath furniture in house (BBC) 0 eppur_se_muova Nov 2016 Nov 2016 2 2208

(You KNOW what state) Man Used 7-Eleven Cooler As A Bathroom 4 47of74 Nov 2016 Nov 2016 0 1737

'Monkey attack' on girl sparks deadly clan clashes in Libya 0 left-of-center2012 Nov 2016 Nov 2016 0 1504

Beaver Police arrest woman who tried to offer sex for 50 and some nachos. 1 47of74 Nov 2016 Nov 2016 1 1604

Change of Toblerone candy shape provokes public ire 0 shenmue Nov 2016 Nov 2016 1 1691

Woman ran over her estranged husband, crashed her car on a nearby bridge and jumped to her death 1 dixiegrrrrl Nov 2016 Nov 2016 0 1583

Cop Fired for giving Fecal Sandwhich to Homeless Man...(yes a real s**t sandwhich)(no, not made up) 3 Stuart G Nov 2016 Nov 2016 1 1853

Naked Florida man drove around with wires attached to penis 2 47of74 Nov 2016 Nov 2016 0 1651

911 caller: At least three injured in squirrel attack at Deltona senior living facility 0 PoliticAverse Nov 2016 Nov 2016 0 1907

An oldie but a goodie from 2002 - Court refuses trial by combat 0 47of74 Nov 2016 Nov 2016 1 1570

Ex-inmate claims he was 'sex slave' to female prison counselor 2 Stuart G Nov 2016 Nov 2016 0 2118

Police: Woman rams squad car while taking topless selfie 1 jakeXT Oct 2016 Nov 2016 0 1402

Suggestive costume at Trunk or Treat event prompts outrage from village residents 1 UrbScotty Nov 2016 Nov 2016 0 2048

Patient burned when laser ignites fart 4 left-of-center2012 Oct 2016 Nov 2016 2 2057

Dumb Criminals: Arizona Man In High Speed Persuit Stops At In-N-Out 4 Initech Oct 2016 Nov 2016 0 1911

Japan: lucky rooster is the hit of zoo in Osaka 0 shenmue Nov 2016 Nov 2016 1 1889

Man injured after friend shot fridge full of explosives 10 47of74 Oct 2016 Oct 2016 2 2551

Driver Leaves Angry Note On Fellow Driver's Car 1 Initech Oct 2016 Oct 2016 0 2788

Ohio man pleads guilty for sexy time session with a red van. 2 47of74 Oct 2016 Oct 2016 0 1619

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