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Kaleva

(38,808 posts) Mon Mar 6, 2017, 08:38 PM Mar 2017

Gwyneth Paltrow's jade egg shaped rock for the vagina

"Gwyneth Paltrow—purveyor of $15,000 gold dildos and sex-dust smoothies—is back at it again with another oozing spoonful of Goop for your sex life. Ladies, it turns out that the key to life is sticking a jade egg up your “Yoni.”

In the latest Goop newsletter, Paltrow turns to jade egg-veteran Shiva Rose for the 411 on all of the amazing things that putting a $66 piece of jade up your hooha can do for you."

http://gizmodo.com/no-you-should-not-put-jade-eggs-in-your-vagina-because-1791390211

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Gwyneth Paltrow's jade egg shaped rock for the vagina (Original Post) Kaleva Mar 2017 OP

Just me? PdxSean Mar 2017 #1

The foul mouthed knitters had a lot of fun with this one Warpy Mar 2017 #2

The newsletter is called Goop? 3catwoman3 Mar 2017 #3

PdxSean

(574 posts)

1. Just me?

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Mon Mar 6, 2017, 09:06 PM

Mar 2017

Am I the only person who had to google "sex dust?"

Dust? Like, the stuff you wipe off the living room table when company is coming over? No? A remnant of sex produced by copulating in the Sahara? No? Oh, it's an aphrodisiac? Ok. Marketing, you're all FIRED!

Warpy

(113,131 posts)

2. The foul mouthed knitters had a lot of fun with this one

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Mon Mar 6, 2017, 09:41 PM

Mar 2017

Jade is porous. Never mind the smell after a while, can we all say "toxic shock?"

Honestly, that woman is more obsessed with that part of our anatomy than most men are.

3catwoman3

(25,978 posts)

3. The newsletter is called Goop?

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Mon Mar 6, 2017, 09:59 PM

Mar 2017

Not a very appealing title.

At the pediatric office, that is what I call the yellow crud oozing out the eyes when a kid has pinkeye.

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