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Kaleva

(38,808 posts) Mon Feb 20, 2017, 05:13 AM Feb 2017

Want to improve the appearance and sex appeal of your testicles?

"The Ainscow Spa is offering a new treatment which aims to lift the endorphin levels and sex drive of customers - as well as improving the appearance of their intimate areas - by freezing their genitals.

The treatment from Cryotherapy UK, aptly named 'Love Mist', is available to both men and women but can only be performed by trained professionals, so don't try it at home!

It works by blasting a -160 degree vapour via a liquid nitrogen tank over the genital area.

The nitrogen is filtered and pushed out through a funnel in the form of an ice-cold vapour during the 30-minute invigorating treatment."

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/people-freezing-genitals-spice-up-9817728

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Want to improve the appearance and sex appeal of your testicles? (Original Post) Kaleva Feb 2017 OP

"Shrinkage, Jerry!" nt msanthrope Feb 2017 #1

:-) underpants Feb 2017 #12

Sounds like a good way to become "fridged". democratisphere Feb 2017 #2

-160? No way. -150 is my limit underpants Feb 2017 #3

-160 kills any chance for an inappropriate erection Kaleva Feb 2017 #11

I'm sorry, but every woman has her own beauty-standard for male genitals. DetlefK Feb 2017 #4

Sounds like more in-depth studies are needed PJMcK Feb 2017 #6

You should start by texting photos of your test-object to random women and ask for their opinion. DetlefK Feb 2017 #7

Wasn't that what Anthony Weiner was doing? PJMcK Feb 2017 #13

This thread is useless without bluecollar2 Feb 2017 #5

You are free to post some... DetlefK Feb 2017 #9

Well, there is room for improvement ... eppur_se_muova Feb 2017 #8

Pleasetellmethatsadeformedfleshcoloredpeanut. DetlefK Feb 2017 #10

msanthrope

(37,549 posts)

1. "Shrinkage, Jerry!" nt

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Mon Feb 20, 2017, 05:14 AM

Feb 2017

underpants

(188,054 posts)

12. :-)

Reply to msanthrope (Reply #1)

Mon Feb 20, 2017, 11:17 AM

Feb 2017

democratisphere

(17,235 posts)

2. Sounds like a good way to become "fridged".

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Mon Feb 20, 2017, 05:34 AM

Feb 2017

underpants

(188,054 posts)

3. -160? No way. -150 is my limit

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Mon Feb 20, 2017, 06:26 AM

Feb 2017

Of course the technicians look,like that.

Kaleva

(38,808 posts)

11. -160 kills any chance for an inappropriate erection

Reply to underpants (Reply #3)

Mon Feb 20, 2017, 11:05 AM

Feb 2017

DetlefK

(16,534 posts)

4. I'm sorry, but every woman has her own beauty-standard for male genitals.

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Mon Feb 20, 2017, 06:36 AM

Feb 2017

There is a birth-defect that causes a deformed penis. It can be corrected via plastic surgery. The doctors wanted to know whether women can tell such a "corrected" penis apart from a circumsized penis.

So, they tested this by showing women pictures of penises and having them rate them according to attractiveness and what a "normal" penis looks like.
The result?
The results were all over the place. Every woman had a different opinion what a penis should look like.