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Related: About this forumMan nabbed for getting it on with a chain link fence
And no, this was not Florida.
Texan Eliodoro Estala is facing an indecent exposure charge after a neighbor reported witnessing the naked 32-year-old having sex with a fence that separates their Austin properties.
According to an arrest affidavit, Diana Vazquez first spotted Estala urinating on the fence around 11:25 AM Wednesday. When Estala realized that the Vazquez was recording him with her cell phone, he allegedly took off his clothes.
After disrobing, Estala put his mouth inside the chain link fence and stuck his tongue out moving it up and down. Vazquez, the affidavit noted, said that it appeared Estala was demonstrating a sexual act of eating out the fence (Cunnilingus).
Estala then allegedly proceeded to stick his erected penis into the chain link fence and then began to have sex with the fence. Vazquez, who remarked that Estala apparently thought the fence was a female, showed police photos and videos of Estala getting intimate with the inanimate object.
According to an arrest affidavit, Diana Vazquez first spotted Estala urinating on the fence around 11:25 AM Wednesday. When Estala realized that the Vazquez was recording him with her cell phone, he allegedly took off his clothes.
After disrobing, Estala put his mouth inside the chain link fence and stuck his tongue out moving it up and down. Vazquez, the affidavit noted, said that it appeared Estala was demonstrating a sexual act of eating out the fence (Cunnilingus).
Estala then allegedly proceeded to stick his erected penis into the chain link fence and then began to have sex with the fence. Vazquez, who remarked that Estala apparently thought the fence was a female, showed police photos and videos of Estala getting intimate with the inanimate object.
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Man nabbed for getting it on with a chain link fence (Original Post)
47of74
Mar 2017
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HAB911
(9,453 posts)1. I'm dissappointed he wasn't in Florida
luvMIdog
(2,533 posts)2. sounds like one of Trumps friends
Aristus
(68,885 posts)3. I was going to say...
Florida Man has some competition...
47of74
(18,470 posts)5. Yeah men from quite a few states are trying to outdo Florida man
Especially those from red states.