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Related: About this forumMan uses banana in robbery attempt
http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/05/man-tried-to-rob-a-fish-and-chip-shop-with-a-banana-6489596/
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Man uses banana in robbery attempt (Original Post)
shenmue
Mar 2017
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Javaman
(63,274 posts)1. is that a banana in your pocket or are you...
trying to hold me up?
muriel_volestrangler
(102,865 posts)2. How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana:
shenmue
(38,538 posts)3. Haaaaaaa
warmfeet
(3,321 posts)4. Always use a gub.
It gets the job done.
MosheFeingold
(3,051 posts)5. Worse
He had a whole arsenal back at home, hanging up on a hook on the kitchen counter where children could get to it.