Gun Control Reform Activism

Men With Little Tiny Ding-A-Lings And A Need To Massively Overcompensate - They are everywhere, but tend to cluster in rural areas, especially in the South, where they have never been able to wash away the smell of loser after surrendering to the armed government troops trying to take away their slaves. Having to go out and put in an honest day's work for a change is often assuaged by ownership of deadly, but essentially useless military-style weaponry. Phenotype includes beards, beer-bellies, pickup trucks, the slavery flag, and a chronic bad-attitude.