things are likely scenarios.

• Communist Mutants from Outer Space.
• Giant radioactive mutant ants.
• On Edit: What? didn't you ever see The Birds? If those suckers gang up on us we're toast!

When attacked by fire ants, aim for the mound, not the individual ants.

My brother owns several AK and AR knock offs and nobody in our extended family has Ebola. Plain as the nose on yer face.

he was never attacked by a Bigfoot, either

Men With Little Tiny Ding-A-Lings And A Need To Massively Overcompensate - They are everywhere, but tend to cluster in rural areas, especially in the South, where they have never been able to wash away the smell of loser after surrendering to the armed government troops trying to take away their slaves. Having to go out and put in an honest day's work for a change is often assuaged by ownership of deadly, but essentially useless military-style weaponry. Phenotype includes beards, beer-bellies, pickup trucks, the slavery flag, and a chronic bad-attitude.

The PTB would love to see the Black Community rebel against the obvious attempts to kill or imprison them. The PTB know they can count on the idiots with guns to use them against such an outbreak. As long as we are fighting amongst ourselves, we are not fighting the Oligarchs.

This falls into the "truth is sometimes stranger than fiction" category, especially when you look at it from an ignorant gun humper's point-of-view (see Survivalist's Digest for further details).

Where I'd have to use semi-automatic weapons on former neighbors to defend my food and silver hoard. I'd turn the weapon on myself first.

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That hissing noise won't be the snakes.