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Atheists & Agnostics

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1. I'm holding out

Tue Oct 8, 2024, 01:33 PM

Oct 2024

until Jesus is available to go bowling or play shuffleboard. I'd suggest a night of Trivial Pursuit, but you're not allowed to quiz Jesus!

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Talk to Jesus on the phone! [View all] frogmarch Oct 2024 OP

I'm holding out True Dough Oct 2024 #1

$3.99 per minute? keithbvadu2 Oct 2024 #3

Chat line keithbvadu2 Oct 2024 #4

I thank Jesus for my food every day. usonian Oct 2024 #5

Oh Good GOD... Jack Valentino Oct 2024 #6

Line will be tied up with MAGATs 4catsmom Oct 2024 #7

Are you still turning water into wine? Asking for a friend. twodogsbarking Oct 2024 #8

That's not a nice phone for being The Almighty. twodogsbarking Oct 2024 #9

I thought of this sorcrow Oct 2024 #10