Atheists & Agnostics

frogmarch

(12,234 posts) Tue Oct 8, 2024, 01:29 PM Oct 2024

Talk to Jesus on the phone!

Saw this on the Internet.

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Talk to Jesus on the phone! (Original Post) frogmarch Oct 2024 OP

I'm holding out True Dough Oct 2024 #1

I'm not providing my credit card number though; Jesus should already know it. nt Shermann Oct 2024 #2

$3.99 per minute? keithbvadu2 Oct 2024 #3

Chat line keithbvadu2 Oct 2024 #4

I thank Jesus for my food every day. usonian Oct 2024 #5

Oh Good GOD... Jack Valentino Oct 2024 #6

Line will be tied up with MAGATs 4catsmom Oct 2024 #7

Are you still turning water into wine? Asking for a friend. twodogsbarking Oct 2024 #8

That's not a nice phone for being The Almighty. twodogsbarking Oct 2024 #9

I thought of this sorcrow Oct 2024 #10

True Dough

(21,203 posts)

1. I'm holding out

Reply to frogmarch (Original post)

Tue Oct 8, 2024, 01:33 PM

Oct 2024

until Jesus is available to go bowling or play shuffleboard. I'd suggest a night of Trivial Pursuit, but you're not allowed to quiz Jesus!

Shermann

(8,747 posts)

2. I'm not providing my credit card number though; Jesus should already know it. nt

Reply to frogmarch (Original post)

Tue Oct 8, 2024, 01:34 PM

Oct 2024

keithbvadu2

(40,730 posts)

3. $3.99 per minute?

Reply to frogmarch (Original post)

Tue Oct 8, 2024, 02:50 PM

Oct 2024

https://www.bing.com/search?q=talk+to+jesus+on+the+phone&form=ANNTH1&refig=ed107c469c7e4176935c5410166a799e&pc=U531&pq=talk+to+jesus+on+the+p&pqlth=22&assgl=26&sgcn=talk+to+jesus+on+the+phone&qs=UT&smvpcn=0&swbcn=9&sc=9-22&sp=1&ghc=0&cvid=ed107c469c7e4176935c5410166a799e&clckatsg=1&hsmssg=0

keithbvadu2

(40,730 posts)

4. Chat line

Reply to keithbvadu2 (Reply #3)

Tue Oct 8, 2024, 02:54 PM

Oct 2024

usonian

(15,058 posts)

5. I thank Jesus for my food every day.

Reply to frogmarch (Original post)

Tue Oct 8, 2024, 03:05 PM

Oct 2024

Jack Valentino

(1,524 posts)

6. Oh Good GOD...

Reply to frogmarch (Original post)

Tue Oct 8, 2024, 03:09 PM

Oct 2024

I thought you could get on your knees, and talk to him for free!

Damn, I could be Jesus on the phone for $50 for 3 minutes.
"Blessed are the peacemakers..."

4catsmom

(345 posts)

7. Line will be tied up with MAGATs

Reply to frogmarch (Original post)

Tue Oct 8, 2024, 03:45 PM

Oct 2024

from now until election day

twodogsbarking

(12,283 posts)

8. Are you still turning water into wine? Asking for a friend.

Reply to frogmarch (Original post)

Tue Oct 8, 2024, 06:39 PM

Oct 2024

twodogsbarking

(12,283 posts)

9. That's not a nice phone for being The Almighty.

Reply to frogmarch (Original post)

Tue Oct 8, 2024, 09:18 PM

Oct 2024

sorcrow

(544 posts)

10. I thought of this

Reply to frogmarch (Original post)

Wed Oct 9, 2024, 12:05 AM

Oct 2024

https://m.

Regards,
Sorghum Crow

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