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JustABozoOnThisBus

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5. The U.S. has experience fighting pirates.

Thu May 16, 2019, 05:43 AM

May 2019

We fought the Barbary pirates in the early 1800s. Not having a Space Force, we left the job to the Marine Corps. I ask ya, TEB, where was the 82nd Airborne then? Sitting next to the runway, drinking beer, waiting for airplanes to be invented, that's where.

Pirates in space? Marines got this. Of course, as usual, they can't actually get to a battlefield without help. The Navy or Air Force will have to carry them.

You and Boog can stand guard on the home front. That is all.

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I wrote ted cruz and here on Du we have prior service people [View all] TEB May 2019 OP

Just watch out for those.... Crowman2009 May 2019 #1

It's cool TEB May 2019 #2

Of course I doubt the space force band will match John Entwhistle's bass skills. Crowman2009 May 2019 #3

Space Force prior service people can man airlocks at Space Walmart. KY_EnviroGuy May 2019 #4

The U.S. has experience fighting pirates. JustABozoOnThisBus May 2019 #5

Ok what's with the negative waves TEB May 2019 #6

It's ok bro DashOneBravo May 2019 #14

I was Air Force Personnel for 22 years MrScorpio May 2019 #7

Awesome TEB May 2019 #10

Ready and willing to serve TEB, lol Docreed2003 May 2019 #8

Oh ffs DashOneBravo May 2019 #17

Nuts to you, buddy. I'm ahead of you. 3Hotdogs May 2019 #9

Absolutely officer material TEB May 2019 #11

I haven't run more than the width of a road The Polack MSgt May 2019 #12

Ok man that sucks TEB May 2019 #13

Ah Top DashOneBravo May 2019 #16

All I want is a door gunners job DashOneBravo May 2019 #15