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TEB

(13,797 posts)
Thu May 16, 2019, 03:42 AM May 2019

I wrote ted cruz and here on Du we have prior service people

Last edited Thu May 16, 2019, 04:37 AM - Edit history (1)

As I sit here waiting for these guys to unload this bulldozer, I read Cruz speech about space force , I even used my brother in laws address in Texas as I live in Pennsylvania for my email to the senator by the way my brother in law is diehard trumper , I informed him by email I used his address that will get him going . As prior service infantry why the hell not. Let’s do it again I asked the senator if he could point me to nearest space force recruiting office. we have large community of prior service on here.

Docreed he can be medical hope your on the ball with penicillin doc if these troops in space force are like dudes I served with in 82nd 325th will need it. Eighty deuce STD’s from the sky.

Pollock mst sgt- shit he was air force so you know we’re gonna need a mathematician in space force math will be involved, And he can also be our first sgt.

Glorinfidel - I think he was personnel so him and the pollock mst sgt can hang in CQ and drink coffee.

Dash one bravo- he was infantry like me so we can do police calls and pick up cigarette butts when pollock mst sgt tells us to and we can hide out lay low from the lifers.

If the boog the chocolate lab can pass the shrink and not let on that he has a cat poop addiction crunch and munch from the litter box. Why boog and man we could be battle buddies dogs got heart knows no fear. He has had at least eight contacts with skunks and been sprayed every time. Hopefully I think he has learned he smelled skunk the other morning and turned around and went in.

Ok I’m bored 32 years union and I’m on clock waiting for the operating engineers union guys to show up.

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I wrote ted cruz and here on Du we have prior service people (Original Post) TEB May 2019 OP
Just watch out for those.... Crowman2009 May 2019 #1
It's cool TEB May 2019 #2
Of course I doubt the space force band will match John Entwhistle's bass skills. Crowman2009 May 2019 #3
Space Force prior service people can man airlocks at Space Walmart. KY_EnviroGuy May 2019 #4
The U.S. has experience fighting pirates. JustABozoOnThisBus May 2019 #5
Ok what's with the negative waves TEB May 2019 #6
It's ok bro DashOneBravo May 2019 #14
I was Air Force Personnel for 22 years MrScorpio May 2019 #7
Awesome TEB May 2019 #10
Ready and willing to serve TEB, lol Docreed2003 May 2019 #8
Oh ffs DashOneBravo May 2019 #17
Nuts to you, buddy. I'm ahead of you. 3Hotdogs May 2019 #9
Absolutely officer material TEB May 2019 #11
I haven't run more than the width of a road The Polack MSgt May 2019 #12
Ok man that sucks TEB May 2019 #13
Ah Top DashOneBravo May 2019 #16
All I want is a door gunners job DashOneBravo May 2019 #15

Crowman2009

(2,844 posts)
1. Just watch out for those....
Thu May 16, 2019, 04:45 AM
May 2019

SPAAAAAACE PIRAAAAAAATES!!!!! As you can tell, I love this song

TEB

(13,797 posts)
2. It's cool
Thu May 16, 2019, 04:48 AM
May 2019

Will sing it when we run PT in morning well I’ll get a profile from docreed on running after years of running my knees are shot so I switched to rowing.

KY_EnviroGuy

(14,606 posts)
4. Space Force prior service people can man airlocks at Space Walmart.
Thu May 16, 2019, 05:36 AM
May 2019

Business opportunities will be boundless with need for Space McDonald's, quick-stop space fuel stations and Space Red Light District.

Free market republican's dream with Space Freightliners everywhere in the sky, TEB......

JustABozoOnThisBus

(23,825 posts)
5. The U.S. has experience fighting pirates.
Thu May 16, 2019, 05:43 AM
May 2019

We fought the Barbary pirates in the early 1800s. Not having a Space Force, we left the job to the Marine Corps. I ask ya, TEB, where was the 82nd Airborne then? Sitting next to the runway, drinking beer, waiting for airplanes to be invented, that's where.

Pirates in space? Marines got this. Of course, as usual, they can't actually get to a battlefield without help. The Navy or Air Force will have to carry them.

You and Boog can stand guard on the home front. That is all.

TEB

(13,797 posts)
6. Ok what's with the negative waves
Thu May 16, 2019, 05:57 AM
May 2019

I called my bud he was a former marine ch46 mechanic I said will need your experience as a space force mechanic of course I added our ships will probably be coal fired


And for your info mister I never drank beer on green ramp although we could have used a few

DashOneBravo

(2,679 posts)
14. It's ok bro
Fri May 17, 2019, 08:05 PM
May 2019

The Marines have to get permission from the Navy since they are actually subordinate to them.

It’s like the US Army Infantry getting permission from the JAG Corp

3Hotdogs

(13,566 posts)
9. Nuts to you, buddy. I'm ahead of you.
Thu May 16, 2019, 06:35 AM
May 2019

I used to watch Tom Corbett, Space Cadet on channel 7, when I was a kid.

I AM A JUNIOR SPACE CADET and you are not.

I get in ahead of you AND with rank.

The Polack MSgt

(13,455 posts)
12. I haven't run more than the width of a road
Thu May 16, 2019, 11:22 AM
May 2019

since I retired, which means I need both a profile and the biggest space suit possible.

On second thought, no.

I want no part of being the 1st shirt for this lot - Yinz got too many opinions and shit

TEB

(13,797 posts)
13. Ok man that sucks
Thu May 16, 2019, 12:06 PM
May 2019

Hey I’m studying for my space force asvab

1- did the cow jump over the moon
2- is the moon made out of cheese
3- what’s the name of the old man in the moon thanks I stunk at astronomy

DashOneBravo

(2,679 posts)
16. Ah Top
Fri May 17, 2019, 10:35 PM
May 2019

That’s one thing about old school Army guys. We have opinions and shit but when the 1 shirt says “GO”. We all jump. And the rules were if one guy goes, everyone goes.

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