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Gun Control & RKBA

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rjsquirrel

(4,762 posts)
6. Hilarious
Sun Feb 28, 2016, 08:54 AM
Feb 2016

The penile projection always takes the form of dropping brand names and calibers and actions and talking gun tech. I don't believe it most of the time and suspect these are wannabe soldier types.

"Yeah that's right I always carry my Sieg Mauser .49 cal full auto with extended carburetor cooling in my boot dude, but I keep my Sterling Super 90 ought 9 with advanced penis pumping action on my hip."

Lol whut. "Big piece" was a reference to the nutter need for a gun as a fetish penis.

You know how you can tell that's what's going on? When they get all exact about what guns they claim to own and how expert they are on minor details of firearm trivia.

Protip: most people who brag about owning specific guns are lying. Same thing you see on computer and car sites, and other sites of impotent masculine over-compensation. Somehow everyone on a guitar site owns a vintage Fender and everyone on the car forums has a 1972 Dodge Charger.

People who actually own nice things tend not to brag about them in specific terms. So when a nutter shows up saying "you idiot don't you know an early-70s SpringfieldEnfield .44 cal field rifle has interchangeable froooomus guides" remember: the person saying it is overcompensating for a small package.

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Trigger Warnings [View all] SecularMotion Feb 2016 OP
lol GunFail rjsquirrel Feb 2016 #1
You're trying too hard. Nuclear Unicorn Feb 2016 #2
Ya think? rjsquirrel Feb 2016 #3
So far the only person obsessively sexualizing guns is you. Nuclear Unicorn Feb 2016 #8
It does make it much easier... theatre goon Feb 2016 #14
They're such dolls. Nuclear Unicorn Feb 2016 #17
He ignored you....take that! ileus Feb 2016 #4
People who get violently angry over being rebuffed often have control issues. Nuclear Unicorn Feb 2016 #10
That one is seething. beevul Feb 2016 #12
Ever been a "chick" at a nightclub? Every so often a guy will be checking you out all night. Nuclear Unicorn Feb 2016 #16
No one really carries big pieces these days, the age of thin is in. ileus Feb 2016 #5
Hilarious rjsquirrel Feb 2016 #6
What, exactly, defines someone as a "nutter"? Nuclear Unicorn Feb 2016 #9
Some folks need some comments ignored discntnt_irny_srcsm Feb 2016 #11
I'm thinking his Evinrude is running on one bad cylinder DonP Feb 2016 #19
You say penile, I say potato. ileus Feb 2016 #13
The point sailed far over your head. Straw Man Feb 2016 #21
Glad you gain some joy TeddyR Feb 2016 #7
And their friends? Male inadequacy? beardown Feb 2016 #18
Wrong. Straw Man Feb 2016 #20
"ACCIDENTAL gun deaths are not that all that common..." A startling admission from NYT... Eleanors38 Feb 2016 #15
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