Weird News

A man was driving home late one night,on a lonely road and is feeling very horny. As he is passing a pumpkin patch, his mind starts to wander, He says to himself, "Ya know,a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there's no one around for miles." He pulls over to the side of the road, picks up a nice juicy looking pumpkin, cuts the appropriate size hole in it,and begins to do the pumpkin. Very shortly he is really into it,and he doesn't notice a patrol car pull up. The cop walks over and says,"Excuse me sir,but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?" The guy looks at the pumpkin in complete horror, thinks fast and says, " A pumpkin? Oh My God,is it midnight already?"