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marmar

(78,146 posts) Thu Oct 22, 2020, 02:41 PM Oct 2020

Florida Man Attacks Girlfriend With Pumpkin, Police Say

AFlorida man was arrested in the early hours of Monday morning for allegedly assaulting his girlfriend with a pumpkin.

Nathan Garisto, 26, was arrested on domestic battery charges, after he reportedly threw a winter squash and its innards at his girlfriend at around 2 a.m.

The Largo residents had been cohabiting for a year and a half, according to the police report, when the pair began arguing. The woman asked her boyfriend, who was intoxicated, to leave the property several times. He refused and his girlfriend claims he responded by striking her with a pumpkin, and throwing a tarp with pulp and seeds all over her. .............(more)

https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-pumpkin-attack-1541220

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Florida Man Attacks Girlfriend With Pumpkin, Police Say (Original Post) marmar Oct 2020 OP

She could have been gourd. Beakybird Oct 2020 #1

Instead she was squashed luv2fly Oct 2020 #2

'pumpkin innards' discntnt_irny_srcsm Oct 2020 #3

Seeds of a bad relationship. Harker Oct 2020 #4

Withered on the vine. Harker Oct 2020 #5

Smashing. world wide wally Oct 2020 #6

It's the Great Pumpkin, Florida Man! Initech Oct 2020 #7

Reminds me of a bad joke Ziggysmom Oct 2020 #8

Beakybird

(3,396 posts)

1. She could have been gourd.

Reply to marmar (Original post)

Thu Oct 22, 2020, 02:42 PM

Oct 2020

luv2fly

(2,488 posts)

2. Instead she was squashed

Reply to Beakybird (Reply #1)

Thu Oct 22, 2020, 02:45 PM

Oct 2020

I'm tired... 😷

discntnt_irny_srcsm

(18,603 posts)

3. 'pumpkin innards'

Reply to marmar (Original post)

Thu Oct 22, 2020, 03:19 PM

Oct 2020

Reminds me of you know who and I'd be offended as well.

Harker

(15,310 posts)

4. Seeds of a bad relationship.

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Thu Oct 22, 2020, 03:19 PM

Oct 2020

Harker

(15,310 posts)

5. Withered on the vine.

Reply to Harker (Reply #4)

Thu Oct 22, 2020, 03:42 PM

Oct 2020

world wide wally

(21,835 posts)

6. Smashing.

Reply to marmar (Original post)

Thu Oct 22, 2020, 04:15 PM

Oct 2020

Did it have dyed yellow hair and a big gut?

Initech

(102,801 posts)

7. It's the Great Pumpkin, Florida Man!

Reply to marmar (Original post)

Sat Oct 24, 2020, 02:00 PM

Oct 2020

Ziggysmom

(3,669 posts)

8. Reminds me of a bad joke

Reply to marmar (Original post)

Mon Oct 26, 2020, 06:32 AM

Oct 2020

A man was driving home late one night,on a lonely road and is feeling very horny. As he is passing a pumpkin patch, his mind starts to wander, He says to himself, "Ya know,a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there's no one around for miles." He pulls over to the side of the road, picks up a nice juicy looking pumpkin, cuts the appropriate size hole in it,and begins to do the pumpkin. Very shortly he is really into it,and he doesn't notice a patrol car pull up. The cop walks over and says,"Excuse me sir,but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?" The guy looks at the pumpkin in complete horror, thinks fast and says, " A pumpkin? Oh My God,is it midnight already?"

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