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Aristus

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2. I take it the guy has never been on a date.

Reply to UrbScotty (Original post)

Wed Jul 10, 2019, 02:39 PM

Jul 2019

If one has a massive need to fart, and one is on a first date, especially one that seems promising, you learn how to hold it.

I guess the prospect of going to jail isn't a big enough incentive...

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Loud fart reveals wanted Missouri man's hiding spot, leads to arrest [View all] UrbScotty Jul 2019 OP

Stay away from the bean burrito special at La Casa Flatulenta The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2019 #1

I take it the guy has never been on a date. Aristus Jul 2019 #2

Apparently the Silent but Deadly option wasn't available at the time. The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2019 #3

He now has a date in court. BHDem53 Jul 2019 #6

Maybe the judge customerserviceguy Jul 2019 #7

The state of Florida would like to thank this gentleman klook Jul 2019 #4

Oh thanks for this - we all needed the laugh. Marie Marie Jul 2019 #5

Sounds like fragrant violation! customerserviceguy Jul 2019 #8