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UrbScotty

(23,988 posts) Wed Jul 10, 2019, 02:35 PM Jul 2019

Loud fart reveals wanted Missouri man's hiding spot, leads to arrest

Some are calling it the fart heard round the world.

The viral, wacky story originates in Clay County, Missouri northeast of Kansas City where, according to the Clay County Sheriff’s Office, a suspect’s loud fart gave away his position and allowed police to arrest him.

The unnamed, gassy suspect was wanted on a felony warrant for possession of a controlled substance.

“If you’ve got a felony warrant for your arrest, the cops are looking for you and you pass gas so loud it gives up your hiding spot, you’re definitely having a (poop emoji) day,” the department wrote on Facebook.

https://www.mlive.com/news/2019/07/loud-fart-reveals-wanted-missouri-mans-hiding-spot-leads-to-arrest.html?utm_campaign=grandrapidspress_sf&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&fbclid=IwAR09VyGvld6v4UIXzhkSwuSnX3dKJ-zUs5R_Xu_nbFyyjU1KFndNpY-m6QU

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Loud fart reveals wanted Missouri man's hiding spot, leads to arrest (Original Post) UrbScotty Jul 2019 OP

Stay away from the bean burrito special at La Casa Flatulenta The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2019 #1

I take it the guy has never been on a date. Aristus Jul 2019 #2

Apparently the Silent but Deadly option wasn't available at the time. The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2019 #3

He now has a date in court. BHDem53 Jul 2019 #6

Maybe the judge customerserviceguy Jul 2019 #7

The state of Florida would like to thank this gentleman klook Jul 2019 #4

Oh thanks for this - we all needed the laugh. Marie Marie Jul 2019 #5

Sounds like fragrant violation! customerserviceguy Jul 2019 #8

The Velveteen Ocelot

(121,856 posts)

1. Stay away from the bean burrito special at La Casa Flatulenta

Reply to UrbScotty (Original post)

Wed Jul 10, 2019, 02:38 PM

Jul 2019

if you're hiding from cops trying to execute an outstanding warrant on your gassy ass.

Aristus

(68,774 posts)

2. I take it the guy has never been on a date.

Reply to UrbScotty (Original post)

Wed Jul 10, 2019, 02:39 PM

Jul 2019

If one has a massive need to fart, and one is on a first date, especially one that seems promising, you learn how to hold it.

I guess the prospect of going to jail isn't a big enough incentive...