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4. Wanking can present problems. I recall my dear, old dad, ---

Sat Jan 19, 2019, 12:51 PM

Jan 2019

Dad: (Looking to the right of where I was) "Son, if you keep doing that, you're gonna go blind."

Me: "Dad, I'm over here."

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Irish man injected himself with his semen to treat back pain [View all] 47of74 Jan 2019 OP

The doctor told him "Go feck yerself!" klook Jan 2019 #1

If he didn't wank so much maybe his back wouldn't hurt. rzemanfl Jan 2019 #2

Wanking can present problems. I recall my dear, old dad, --- 3Hotdogs Jan 2019 #4

After the back pain improved, HE DISCHARGED HIMSELF! KCDebbie Jan 2019 #3

yes - excellent word choice by the writer rurallib Jan 2019 #5

He had stiff arm every time he got excited liberal N proud Jan 2019 #6

Hahahaha! 47of74 Jan 2019 #7

I think he got it wrong Victor_c3 Jan 2019 #8

It looks like he slid the top part on over his existing chest 47of74 Jan 2019 #9

10W-95... extra hi viscocity oil ? magicarpet Jan 2019 #11

Just do it,..... magicarpet Jan 2019 #12

but in the end, his back pain in improved! LOL nt Javaman Jan 2019 #10