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47of74

(18,470 posts)
Sat Jan 19, 2019, 10:59 AM Jan 2019

Irish man injected himself with his semen to treat back pain

Yeah it went as well as expected too.

In a new case study, Irish doctors report the baffling case of a 33-year-old man who injected his own semen intravenously for a year and a half, a self-developed “cure” intended to treat his chronic back pain. It does not appear to have worked.

After reportedly injecting semen into his arm every month for 18 months, the man finally sought medical attention—but not for his arm. The patient instead complained of “severe, sudden onset lower pack pain,” having lifted a “heavy steel object” three days beforehand. During his checkup, the doctor found a patch of red swelling on his right forearm, after which the man admitted he’d been injecting himself with his own semen using a hypodermic needle he purchased online.

“This is the first reported case of semen injection for use as a medical treatment,” the doctors at Adelaide and Meath Hospital in Ireland wrote in the case study, titled “‘Semenly’ Harmless Back Pain: An Unusual Presentation of a Subcutaneous Abscess,” published in the Irish Medical Journal.

The swollen region grew and hardened around the area on his arm where he’d injected his semen, and an x-ray revealed an area of trapped air beneath the man’s skin. The doctors immediately hospitalized the patient, treating him with an intravenous antimicrobial therapy. After the patient’s back pain improved, he discharged himself.


Here's the original Irish case study
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Irish man injected himself with his semen to treat back pain (Original Post) 47of74 Jan 2019 OP
The doctor told him "Go feck yerself!" klook Jan 2019 #1
If he didn't wank so much maybe his back wouldn't hurt. rzemanfl Jan 2019 #2
Wanking can present problems. I recall my dear, old dad, --- 3Hotdogs Jan 2019 #4
After the back pain improved, HE DISCHARGED HIMSELF! KCDebbie Jan 2019 #3
yes - excellent word choice by the writer rurallib Jan 2019 #5
He had stiff arm every time he got excited liberal N proud Jan 2019 #6
Hahahaha! 47of74 Jan 2019 #7
I think he got it wrong Victor_c3 Jan 2019 #8
It looks like he slid the top part on over his existing chest 47of74 Jan 2019 #9
10W-95... extra hi viscocity oil ? magicarpet Jan 2019 #11
Just do it,..... magicarpet Jan 2019 #12
but in the end, his back pain in improved! LOL nt Javaman Jan 2019 #10

klook

(12,921 posts)
1. The doctor told him "Go feck yerself!"
Sat Jan 19, 2019, 11:02 AM
Jan 2019

Last edited Sat Jan 19, 2019, 07:58 PM - Edit history (1)

and he took it literally.

rzemanfl

(30,313 posts)
2. If he didn't wank so much maybe his back wouldn't hurt.
Sat Jan 19, 2019, 11:02 AM
Jan 2019

That's part of the punchline of a very old joke.

3Hotdogs

(13,706 posts)
4. Wanking can present problems. I recall my dear, old dad, ---
Sat Jan 19, 2019, 12:51 PM
Jan 2019

Dad: (Looking to the right of where I was) "Son, if you keep doing that, you're gonna go blind."

Me: "Dad, I'm over here."

Victor_c3

(3,557 posts)
8. I think he got it wrong
Sat Jan 19, 2019, 08:44 PM
Jan 2019
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--yc7xqW8U--/c_fit,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_470/zzkiza7juyv1wnd1usnw.png

I think the semen didn’t have the effect of curing back pain, but in growing the muscle it is injected into. I think the guy should have tried it in his biceps in an attempt to get this ridiculous look:



(By the way, the guy in the photo injected an oil into his muscles to get them to look like that)


Full story at link.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/bodybuilder-23-inch-biceps-risks-8974449.amp
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