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Related: About this forumIrish man injected himself with his semen to treat back pain
Yeah it went as well as expected too.
In a new case study, Irish doctors report the baffling case of a 33-year-old man who injected his own semen intravenously for a year and a half, a self-developed cure intended to treat his chronic back pain. It does not appear to have worked.
After reportedly injecting semen into his arm every month for 18 months, the man finally sought medical attentionbut not for his arm. The patient instead complained of severe, sudden onset lower pack pain, having lifted a heavy steel object three days beforehand. During his checkup, the doctor found a patch of red swelling on his right forearm, after which the man admitted hed been injecting himself with his own semen using a hypodermic needle he purchased online.
This is the first reported case of semen injection for use as a medical treatment, the doctors at Adelaide and Meath Hospital in Ireland wrote in the case study, titled Semenly Harmless Back Pain: An Unusual Presentation of a Subcutaneous Abscess, published in the Irish Medical Journal.
The swollen region grew and hardened around the area on his arm where hed injected his semen, and an x-ray revealed an area of trapped air beneath the mans skin. The doctors immediately hospitalized the patient, treating him with an intravenous antimicrobial therapy. After the patients back pain improved, he discharged himself.
After reportedly injecting semen into his arm every month for 18 months, the man finally sought medical attentionbut not for his arm. The patient instead complained of severe, sudden onset lower pack pain, having lifted a heavy steel object three days beforehand. During his checkup, the doctor found a patch of red swelling on his right forearm, after which the man admitted hed been injecting himself with his own semen using a hypodermic needle he purchased online.
This is the first reported case of semen injection for use as a medical treatment, the doctors at Adelaide and Meath Hospital in Ireland wrote in the case study, titled Semenly Harmless Back Pain: An Unusual Presentation of a Subcutaneous Abscess, published in the Irish Medical Journal.
The swollen region grew and hardened around the area on his arm where hed injected his semen, and an x-ray revealed an area of trapped air beneath the mans skin. The doctors immediately hospitalized the patient, treating him with an intravenous antimicrobial therapy. After the patients back pain improved, he discharged himself.
Here's the original Irish case study
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Irish man injected himself with his semen to treat back pain (Original Post)
47of74
Jan 2019
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klook
(12,921 posts)1. The doctor told him "Go feck yerself!"
Last edited Sat Jan 19, 2019, 07:58 PM - Edit history (1)
and he took it literally.
rzemanfl
(30,313 posts)2. If he didn't wank so much maybe his back wouldn't hurt.
That's part of the punchline of a very old joke.
3Hotdogs
(13,706 posts)4. Wanking can present problems. I recall my dear, old dad, ---
Dad: (Looking to the right of where I was) "Son, if you keep doing that, you're gonna go blind."
Me: "Dad, I'm over here."
KCDebbie
(664 posts)3. After the back pain improved, HE DISCHARGED HIMSELF!
rurallib
(63,324 posts)5. yes - excellent word choice by the writer
liberal N proud
(61,000 posts)6. He had stiff arm every time he got excited
47of74
(18,470 posts)7. Hahahaha!
Yeah I bet he did.
Victor_c3
(3,557 posts)8. I think he got it wrong
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--yc7xqW8U--/c_fit,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_470/zzkiza7juyv1wnd1usnw.png
I think the semen didnt have the effect of curing back pain, but in growing the muscle it is injected into. I think the guy should have tried it in his biceps in an attempt to get this ridiculous look:
(By the way, the guy in the photo injected an oil into his muscles to get them to look like that)
Full story at link.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/bodybuilder-23-inch-biceps-risks-8974449.amp
I think the semen didnt have the effect of curing back pain, but in growing the muscle it is injected into. I think the guy should have tried it in his biceps in an attempt to get this ridiculous look:
(By the way, the guy in the photo injected an oil into his muscles to get them to look like that)
Full story at link.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/bodybuilder-23-inch-biceps-risks-8974449.amp
47of74
(18,470 posts)9. It looks like he slid the top part on over his existing chest
magicarpet
(17,235 posts)11. 10W-95... extra hi viscocity oil ?
magicarpet
(17,235 posts)12. Just do it,.....
Oh My God,..
What have I gone gut and done ?
Javaman
(63,221 posts)10. but in the end, his back pain in improved! LOL nt