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47of74

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Thu Oct 15, 2015, 03:03 PM Oct 2015

Alabama Wal-Mart put gun oil in sports department. [View all]

Ooopsie.

A Walmart shopper in Alabama got a bit of a surprise while browsing the store's gun department.

Jamie Lee Bracey stumbled across Gun Oil, a lubricant popular with gay men, stocked among the store's weaponry wares back on Sept. 18. According to a video Bracey posted on Facebook, the Walmart in Florence, Alabama, had the product readily available for sale at its gun counter.

"It says water-based lubricant for your gun!" Bracey said in the above video. "I was like, 'Water-based? That could rust, right?'... Let’s see here: ‘Long-lasting lubrication with easy cleanup. Glycerin and paraben free. Wetter, lighter feel than silicone.’ Oh that sounds good. That sounds really good. I think my gun would work really good, wetter and lighter. Then I see the ‘Ginseng and guarana to promote blood flow,’ and I’m like, ‘What?’ For topical use, apply desired amount to genital areas. Boom!”

Thanks, good people of Walmart in Florence, Alabama for your very literal thinking which gave all of us the laugh we needed today.


I wonder if anyone bought that for their firearms without looking all that close.
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*snicker* krispos42 Oct 2015 #1
and here I thought - LiberalElite Oct 2015 #2
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