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47of74

(18,470 posts) Thu Oct 15, 2015, 03:03 PM Oct 2015

Alabama Wal-Mart put gun oil in sports department.

Ooopsie.

A Walmart shopper in Alabama got a bit of a surprise while browsing the store's gun department.

Jamie Lee Bracey stumbled across Gun Oil, a lubricant popular with gay men, stocked among the store's weaponry wares back on Sept. 18. According to a video Bracey posted on Facebook, the Walmart in Florence, Alabama, had the product readily available for sale at its gun counter.

"It says water-based lubricant for your gun!" Bracey said in the above video. "I was like, 'Water-based? That could rust, right?'... Let’s see here: ‘Long-lasting lubrication with easy cleanup. Glycerin and paraben free. Wetter, lighter feel than silicone.’ Oh that sounds good. That sounds really good. I think my gun would work really good, wetter and lighter. Then I see the ‘Ginseng and guarana to promote blood flow,’ and I’m like, ‘What?’ For topical use, apply desired amount to genital areas. Boom!”

Thanks, good people of Walmart in Florence, Alabama for your very literal thinking which gave all of us the laugh we needed today.

I wonder if anyone bought that for their firearms without looking all that close.

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Alabama Wal-Mart put gun oil in sports department. (Original Post) 47of74 Oct 2015 OP

*snicker* krispos42 Oct 2015 #1

and here I thought - LiberalElite Oct 2015 #2

krispos42

(49,445 posts)

1. *snicker*

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Thu Oct 15, 2015, 05:22 PM

Oct 2015

LiberalElite

(14,691 posts)

2. and here I thought -

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Thu Oct 15, 2015, 11:12 PM

Oct 2015

oh naive me - I thought "So?" But, you learn something every day at DU:

https://www.google.com/search?q=Gun+oil&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8#q=Gun+oil&tbm=shop&spd=12517759866508974270

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Developed by a USMC soldier to replace the actual gun oil used for solo sessions during deployment, Gun Oil contains no oil and is a silicone-based medical grade formula that feels amazing no matter what sexual rigors you test it with. Between the sheets, underwater, solo, or during partner play, this premium formula stands up to intense encounters. Enriched with aloe vera and vitamin E, Gun Oil lubricant washes away with soap and water and won't dry out skin. The clear scent-free and unflavored formula won't irritate skin, making it the ideal choice for both you and your partner. Available in several different sizes, each bottle dispenses just the right amount with a handy flip-top cap or pump.
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