I'm heartbroken. I'm sorry to report that I have run out of things to post about. [View all]

This will be my last post.

I asked EarlG for a printout of all of my posts in an Excel spreadsheet. He was kind enough to provide that to me.

I then took that spreadsheet and ran it through AI for analysis. AI informed me that I have used every word, in every possible sequence, when looking at my posts in totality. I know that seems statistically impossible, but it must be true, since that's what AI said.

So that means I can't post again because I would just be repeating myself, and I run the risk of people saying "DUPE"!

So I guess this is goodbye. You all take care of yourselves.

OH WAIT...right before I hit the "post" button for this OP, AI notified me that I might be able to get around this issue by typing random "clucking" sounds, as well as random animal noises. This is great news! Thank God for AI.

Let's see how this works out...

Cluck.

Cluck!

Bahhhhhhh!

Mooooooo!

Moo.

WOOF!