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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI'm heartbroken. I'm sorry to report that I have run out of things to post about.
This will be my last post.
I asked EarlG for a printout of all of my posts in an Excel spreadsheet. He was kind enough to provide that to me.
I then took that spreadsheet and ran it through AI for analysis. AI informed me that I have used every word, in every possible sequence, when looking at my posts in totality. I know that seems statistically impossible, but it must be true, since that's what AI said.
So that means I can't post again because I would just be repeating myself, and I run the risk of people saying "DUPE"!
So I guess this is goodbye. You all take care of yourselves.
OH WAIT...right before I hit the "post" button for this OP, AI notified me that I might be able to get around this issue by typing random "clucking" sounds, as well as random animal noises. This is great news! Thank God for AI.
Let's see how this works out...
Cluck.
Cluck!
Bahhhhhhh!
Mooooooo!
Moo.
WOOF!
niyad
(132,540 posts)dweller
(28,429 posts)de do waaaa
✌🏻
erronis
(23,931 posts)Make sure the image is reversed! (That confuses the other AIs, I guess.)
UpInArms
(55,001 posts)Have you been replied to by EVERY DUer?
LuckyCharms
(22,683 posts)I've spent the past 2 months, 6 hours per day, every day, to put every DUer on ignore.
Except you.
UpInArms
(55,001 posts)❤️❤️❤️
WestMichRad
(3,267 posts)ProfessorGAC
(76,761 posts)I don't put people on ignore. I just don't pay attention to anybody.
MIButterfly
(2,729 posts)Very clever, LuckyCharms. Love your sense of humor!
Mblaze
(1,049 posts)littlemissmartypants
(33,778 posts)Ptah
(34,126 posts)SeattleVet
(5,904 posts)you quack us up around here!
ret5hd
(22,507 posts)got any snacks?
bluescribbler
(2,525 posts)April 1st is next Wednesday.
NNadir
(38,091 posts)Does this mean that AI has declared you to be boring?
Does this mean that AI has declared you to be boring?
Does this mean that AI has declared you to be boring?
Does this mean that AI has declared you to be boring?
Does this mean that AI has declared you to be boring?
Does this mean that AI has declared you to be boring?
Does this mean that AI has declared you to be boring?
Does this mean that AI has declared you to be boring?
Does this mean that AI has declared you to be boring?
Does this mean that AI has declared you to be boring?
smack, smack, smack.
Until I smacked the keyboard it was stuck in a loop.
Sorry about that.
mwmisses4289
(4,217 posts)twodogsbarking
(18,825 posts)Just have some ice cream.
Martin Eden
(15,645 posts)Before you pour in the milk, dump the cereal on the table. You'll find all kinds of crazy words and phrases.
If that doesn't work for you, consult the failed attempts of infinite monkeys typing away to create the complete works of Shakespeare. Somewhere in that infinite pile of near-misses and bizarre storylines, you're sure to find something you haven't already posted.
BaronChocula
(4,563 posts)airplaneman
(1,388 posts)You reached the end of the internet. You had visited every site there is. I guess you can start over but you wont do anything you have not done before.
-Airplane
BobsYourUncle
(215 posts)I may be wrong but that seems like you may be plagiarizing a trump rally speech, maybe just before the mic bj??.
ZDU
(1,267 posts)ZDU: Patting LuckyCharms on the back as actor ZDU exits stage left.
IbogaProject
(5,922 posts)BurnDoubt
(1,748 posts)Youve become part of my day.
You cant go away.
(Theres the beginning of the song youre going to write.)
BlueWaveNeverEnd
(14,300 posts)SuzyandPuffpuff
(548 posts)Quackquackquack
True Dough
(26,726 posts)
Wounded Bear
(64,353 posts)PufPuf23
(9,870 posts)Taking a nap between posts my refresh your creativity.
.
You are an asset to DemocraticCatLoversUnderground.
Meows plus YouTubes is the way, truth and light.
viva la
(4,600 posts)There are some very offended cats here who feel unrepresented.
BeneteauBum
(523 posts)Peace ☮️
Skittles
(171,776 posts)I WILL MAKE YOU THINK ALL KINDS OF THINGS; yes INDEED
Marthe48
(23,189 posts)and tell us what you really think! You can revisit your posts over the years and rephrase to your heart's content! Moo!
Soul_of_Wit
(106 posts)The Dogcow goes "Moof!"