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LuckyCharms

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71. Didn't know it was happening until it was too late.

Tue Jan 6, 2026, 12:38 PM

Jan 6

Just smelled burning hair and heard SSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTT.

Walked back to my seat.

Future wife said "What took you so long"?

I just looked at her and said "I burned all my pubic hair off".

It was a good concert though!

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It was a real barrel of laughs here yesterday. [View all] LuckyCharms Jan 5 OP

Ah. Thanks. (Hahahahaha...) cbabe Jan 5 #1

The World Would Be a Far Better Place if Even a Few More of Us Had Anywhere Near Your The Roux Comes First Jan 5 #2

Exactly how I got a half of a buzz cut when my dad forgot to put the guard back on after trimming my ... marble falls Jan 5 #3

Pictures in my mind... MiHale Jan 5 #4

We must be related. LuckyCharms Jan 5 #57

🤣🤪 MiHale Jan 6 #63

Ouch! Hey, are you the guy who invented that battery powered headlight on an elastic headband? Attilatheblond Jan 6 #64

I have a few of those! LuckyCharms Jan 6 #66

If your going to do that...that's the place to do it. Lochloosa Jan 6 #70

Didn't know it was happening until it was too late. LuckyCharms Jan 6 #71

Just ahead of the times... Lochloosa Jan 6 #72

LOL!! 2naSalit Jan 5 #5

When I was a young child, maybe 4, I cut off my eyebrows because I thought they were ugly and useless. Sogo Jan 5 #6

Great post . Lucky debm55 Jan 5 #7

You can always buy a new pair sheshe2 Jan 5 #8

Or just cut some hair from the cat's tail. The cat won't mind, I'm sure. JustABozoOnThisBus Jan 5 #32

The one in your first picture would work! LuckyCharms Jan 5 #48

Don't worry! I'm sure you look fine. LudwigPastorius Jan 5 #9

I wish I looked that good. LuckyCharms Jan 5 #16

Let's us hope it all grows back. Zackzzzz Jan 5 #10

Uncle Leo? Marthe48 Jan 5 #11

LMAO LuckyCharms Jan 5 #17

Ha, ha! That was my first laugh in a while! PatSeg Jan 5 #12

I feel for you but it is funny. LoisB Jan 5 #13

It's all good, Lois. LuckyCharms Jan 5 #36

We are on the same page there. LoisB Jan 5 #56

I am pretty sure your very smart wife is NOT going to let you cut her hair niyad Jan 5 #14

I've cut it for her since the pandemic, but she recently... LuckyCharms Jan 5 #15

You are most definitely NOT stupid. How lovely to have one's personal niyad Jan 5 #18

I've been cutting both of our hair since the pandemic. yellow dahlia Jan 5 #51

There's some satisfaction in that, isn't there? LuckyCharms Jan 5 #52

Yes yellow dahlia Jan 5 #53

Just keep everyone on your portside. dameatball Jan 5 #19

My husband was cleaning up in the back yard Marthe48 Jan 5 #20

You women have to keep a close eye on us, Marthe. LuckyCharms Jan 5 #22

My B-I-L is a would-be pyromaniac. Fire works, BBQ run amok kinda guy Attilatheblond Jan 6 #65

Glad he didn't contribute beans and weenies for dinner Marthe48 Jan 6 #68

As I recall, my brother volunteered to go grab some take-out. Attilatheblond Jan 6 #69

Look on the bright side Marthe48 Jan 5 #21

. LuckyCharms Jan 5 #23

Should have taken her straight to a nice restaurant. Half a beard and all. JohnnyRingo Jan 5 #24

Lol MustLoveBeagles Jan 5 #25

I haven't done it that bad, but Old Crank Jan 5 #26

You coulda stopped there and been a trend setter! WestMichRad Jan 5 #27

Did you draw them back on? JoseBalow Jan 5 #28

LOL...I might have to! LuckyCharms Jan 5 #35

Will Forte in The Last Man on Earth Niagara Jan 5 #29

Noooo!!! LuckyCharms Jan 5 #33

They'll grow back, Lucky Niagara Jan 5 #37

Will you... LuckyCharms Jan 5 #38

If that's what you want Niagara Jan 5 #39

Now... LuckyCharms Jan 5 #40

I'm not a big fan of lipstick Niagara Jan 5 #41

Well get busy then! I'm waiting! LuckyCharms Jan 5 #42

Okay but you have to help Niagara Jan 5 #45

I would help you with... LuckyCharms Jan 5 #46

Thank you, Lucky Niagara Jan 5 #54

You'll find it! LuckyCharms Jan 5 #55

You were right, Lucky Niagara Jan 6 #74

I had no doubt that you would! LuckyCharms Jan 6 #75

It wasn't in the closet at all this round Niagara Jan 6 #76

And where was it, Niagara? LuckyCharms Jan 6 #77

Thanks for this!!! BurnDoubt Jan 5 #30

I am feeling slightly better, BurnDoubt, thanks! LuckyCharms Jan 5 #34

Did the same. Aussie105 Jan 5 #31

That made me snort out! some_of_us_are_sane Jan 5 #43

Good, good! LuckyCharms Jan 5 #44

Cleared my sinuses! some_of_us_are_sane Jan 5 #47

Thank you for the much needed comic relief. yellow dahlia Jan 5 #49

So glad! LuckyCharms Jan 5 #50

"Howling with laughter" here as well. yonder Jan 5 #58

Noooo! No photos! LuckyCharms Jan 5 #59

That's okay, got it right here: yonder Jan 5 #60

Jesus... LuckyCharms Jan 5 #61

Chuckling. cachukis Jan 5 #62

This thread has me ROTFLMAO even without any visuals. 3catwoman3 Jan 6 #67

Imagine if... PJMcK Jan 6 #73

Yep. They might not have found him so soon. LuckyCharms Jan 6 #78