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65. My B-I-L is a would-be pyromaniac. Fire works, BBQ run amok kinda guy

Tue Jan 6, 2026, 10:33 AM

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He had one of those cast iron Hibachis and my sister let him be the outdoor grill master (other than that, she was smart and generally made good decisions).

One time, he was getting impatient at how long it was taking the coals to get hot. Reached for his standby emergency gasoline can and poured some on the barely glowing coals. He was standing nearly straddling the Hibachi at the time.

Oh, and he is very short.

Nearly a fire induced castration, but none of us could stop laughing as my sister hauled his ass to the bathroom to asses damage. Leg hair gone, but the rest just slightly, um... overly warm.

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