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LuckyCharms

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34. I am feeling slightly better, BurnDoubt, thanks!

Mon Jan 5, 2026, 05:55 PM

Jan 5

I either pluck my brows or buzz them with the guard on.

Or, if I go to a barber, he does them nice for $5 extra. He makes a nice tip on the outer edges that I can't replicate at home.

My tonsorialist has served hard prison time, and is a legitimate regional stand-up comedian with a faithful following for his act.

I went for 5 years without a barber because of the pandemic. Cut my own hair. Started going to this guy just recently. The stories he tells me get me choking laughing.

My wife has gone with me to my barber a few times, and he was legitimately flirting with her heavy...right in front of me! The guy has no filter!

Good to hear from you also.

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It was a real barrel of laughs here yesterday. [View all] LuckyCharms Jan 5 OP

Ah. Thanks. (Hahahahaha...) cbabe Jan 5 #1

The World Would Be a Far Better Place if Even a Few More of Us Had Anywhere Near Your The Roux Comes First Jan 5 #2

Exactly how I got a half of a buzz cut when my dad forgot to put the guard back on after trimming my ... marble falls Jan 5 #3

Pictures in my mind... MiHale Jan 5 #4

We must be related. LuckyCharms Jan 5 #57

🤣🤪 MiHale Jan 6 #63

Ouch! Hey, are you the guy who invented that battery powered headlight on an elastic headband? Attilatheblond Jan 6 #64

I have a few of those! LuckyCharms Jan 6 #66

If your going to do that...that's the place to do it. Lochloosa Jan 6 #70

Didn't know it was happening until it was too late. LuckyCharms Jan 6 #71

Just ahead of the times... Lochloosa Jan 6 #72

LOL!! 2naSalit Jan 5 #5

When I was a young child, maybe 4, I cut off my eyebrows because I thought they were ugly and useless. Sogo Jan 5 #6

Great post . Lucky debm55 Jan 5 #7

You can always buy a new pair sheshe2 Jan 5 #8

Or just cut some hair from the cat's tail. The cat won't mind, I'm sure. JustABozoOnThisBus Jan 5 #32

The one in your first picture would work! LuckyCharms Jan 5 #48

Don't worry! I'm sure you look fine. LudwigPastorius Jan 5 #9

I wish I looked that good. LuckyCharms Jan 5 #16

Let's us hope it all grows back. Zackzzzz Jan 5 #10

Uncle Leo? Marthe48 Jan 5 #11

LMAO LuckyCharms Jan 5 #17

Ha, ha! That was my first laugh in a while! PatSeg Jan 5 #12

I feel for you but it is funny. LoisB Jan 5 #13

It's all good, Lois. LuckyCharms Jan 5 #36

We are on the same page there. LoisB Jan 5 #56

I am pretty sure your very smart wife is NOT going to let you cut her hair niyad Jan 5 #14

I've cut it for her since the pandemic, but she recently... LuckyCharms Jan 5 #15

You are most definitely NOT stupid. How lovely to have one's personal niyad Jan 5 #18

I've been cutting both of our hair since the pandemic. yellow dahlia Jan 5 #51

There's some satisfaction in that, isn't there? LuckyCharms Jan 5 #52

Yes yellow dahlia Jan 5 #53

Just keep everyone on your portside. dameatball Jan 5 #19

My husband was cleaning up in the back yard Marthe48 Jan 5 #20

You women have to keep a close eye on us, Marthe. LuckyCharms Jan 5 #22

My B-I-L is a would-be pyromaniac. Fire works, BBQ run amok kinda guy Attilatheblond Jan 6 #65

Glad he didn't contribute beans and weenies for dinner Marthe48 Jan 6 #68

As I recall, my brother volunteered to go grab some take-out. Attilatheblond Jan 6 #69

Look on the bright side Marthe48 Jan 5 #21

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Should have taken her straight to a nice restaurant. Half a beard and all. JohnnyRingo Jan 5 #24

Lol MustLoveBeagles Jan 5 #25

I haven't done it that bad, but Old Crank Jan 5 #26

You coulda stopped there and been a trend setter! WestMichRad Jan 5 #27

Did you draw them back on? JoseBalow Jan 5 #28

LOL...I might have to! LuckyCharms Jan 5 #35

Will Forte in The Last Man on Earth Niagara Jan 5 #29

Noooo!!! LuckyCharms Jan 5 #33

They'll grow back, Lucky Niagara Jan 5 #37

Will you... LuckyCharms Jan 5 #38

If that's what you want Niagara Jan 5 #39

Now... LuckyCharms Jan 5 #40

I'm not a big fan of lipstick Niagara Jan 5 #41

Well get busy then! I'm waiting! LuckyCharms Jan 5 #42

Okay but you have to help Niagara Jan 5 #45

I would help you with... LuckyCharms Jan 5 #46

Thank you, Lucky Niagara Jan 5 #54

You'll find it! LuckyCharms Jan 5 #55

You were right, Lucky Niagara Jan 6 #74

I had no doubt that you would! LuckyCharms Jan 6 #75

It wasn't in the closet at all this round Niagara Jan 6 #76

And where was it, Niagara? LuckyCharms Jan 6 #77

Thanks for this!!! BurnDoubt Jan 5 #30

I am feeling slightly better, BurnDoubt, thanks! LuckyCharms Jan 5 #34

Did the same. Aussie105 Jan 5 #31

That made me snort out! some_of_us_are_sane Jan 5 #43

Good, good! LuckyCharms Jan 5 #44

Cleared my sinuses! some_of_us_are_sane Jan 5 #47

Thank you for the much needed comic relief. yellow dahlia Jan 5 #49

So glad! LuckyCharms Jan 5 #50

"Howling with laughter" here as well. yonder Jan 5 #58

Noooo! No photos! LuckyCharms Jan 5 #59

That's okay, got it right here: yonder Jan 5 #60

Jesus... LuckyCharms Jan 5 #61

Chuckling. cachukis Jan 5 #62

This thread has me ROTFLMAO even without any visuals. 3catwoman3 Jan 6 #67

Imagine if... PJMcK Jan 6 #73

Yep. They might not have found him so soon. LuckyCharms Jan 6 #78