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6. When I was a young child, maybe 4, I cut off my eyebrows because I thought they were ugly and useless.

Mon Jan 5, 2026, 02:44 PM

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I was happy with the results and went out to the kitchen where my mother was to show her the accomplishment. She looked very surprised and said, "Child, what have you done??!!"

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