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Marthe48

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6. I threatened to fire my chauffeur

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #3)

Thu Nov 7, 2024, 08:54 AM

Nov 7

One night, I went to his quarters, and said quietly, "James, take off my dress." Then I said, "James, take off my bra." Then, I said, "James, take off my panties"

Then I said, "And if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired!"

Hehehehe

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