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Marthe48

(19,586 posts) Thu Nov 7, 2024, 07:42 AM Nov 7

I may need professional help

I think a chef, a maid and a driver would cover it

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I may need professional help (Original Post) Marthe48 Nov 7 OP

Hold out for a butler EYESORE 9001 Nov 7 #1

A man who could cook, a man who did yardwork Marthe48 Nov 7 #2

I do a lot of one of those things, LuckyCharms Nov 7 #4

The regret of my life is that you're taken Marthe48 Nov 7 #5

I had to fire my butler yesterday. LuckyCharms Nov 7 #3

I threatened to fire my chauffeur Marthe48 Nov 7 #6

. LuckyCharms Nov 7 #7

I absolutely need a chauffeur, professional organizer and Niagara Nov 7 #8

EYESORE 9001

(27,664 posts)

1. Hold out for a butler

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Thu Nov 7, 2024, 07:58 AM

Nov 7

Accept no substitute.

Marthe48

(19,586 posts)

2. A man who could cook, a man who did yardwork

Reply to EYESORE 9001 (Reply #1)

Thu Nov 7, 2024, 08:20 AM

Nov 7

They wouldn't have to know each other

LuckyCharms

(19,304 posts)

4. I do a lot of one of those things,

Reply to Marthe48 (Reply #2)

Thu Nov 7, 2024, 08:39 AM

Nov 7

and a little of the other.

Marthe48

(19,586 posts)

5. The regret of my life is that you're taken

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #4)

Thu Nov 7, 2024, 08:51 AM

Nov 7

LuckyCharms

(19,304 posts)

3. I had to fire my butler yesterday.

Reply to EYESORE 9001 (Reply #1)

Thu Nov 7, 2024, 08:38 AM

Nov 7

He starched my pantaloons, after I SPECIFICALLY told him NO STARCH.

Marthe48

(19,586 posts)

6. I threatened to fire my chauffeur

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #3)

Thu Nov 7, 2024, 08:54 AM

Nov 7

One night, I went to his quarters, and said quietly, "James, take off my dress." Then I said, "James, take off my bra." Then, I said, "James, take off my panties"

Then I said, "And if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired!"

Hehehehe

LuckyCharms

(19,304 posts)

7. .

Reply to Marthe48 (Reply #6)

Thu Nov 7, 2024, 08:55 AM

Nov 7

Nice!

Niagara

(9,977 posts)

8. I absolutely need a chauffeur, professional organizer and

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Thu Nov 7, 2024, 11:03 AM

Nov 7

a dietitian.

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