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22. Still too wide

Reply to riversedge (Original post)

Thu Mar 13, 2025, 08:53 PM

Mar 2025

I would just have given the crew a ball of red yarn, held one end, and let the ball roll down all the way to tarmac, leaving one string of red yarn for Rubio to walk on. "Sorry, Mr. Secretary, it's all we had on such short notice."

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Marco Rubio humiliated by tiny red carpet rolled out as he lands in Canada for G7 [View all] riversedge Mar 2025 OP

Well played, someone muriel_volestrangler Mar 2025 #1

Rug? I'd say it's a door mat, properly representative of his role in the administration. (n/t) thesquanderer Mar 2025 #24

Get a load of the pic ... red carpet in a puddle of water!! bucolic_frolic Mar 2025 #2

+1 dalton99a Mar 2025 #6

NICE!!!! Would have been better though with no carpet and a huge puddle of water. groundloop Mar 2025 #9

My thoughts exactly. And no one there to greet him. paleotn Mar 2025 #13

A puddle covering up a huge pothole. sop Mar 2025 #31

A tiny red bath mat. Like you would find in any respectable shitter. Like the shitter that is the drumph admin Comfortably_Numb Mar 2025 #18

So funny IbogaProject Mar 2025 #32

Little Marco now has a little carpet bronxiteforever Mar 2025 #3

He didn't even say thank-you. twodogsbarking Mar 2025 #4

And it was probably custom made just for him. purrmaid Mar 2025 #41

Very appropriate tonekat Mar 2025 #5

He should know better. Squaredeal Mar 2025 #7

ROFL !!!! Old Testament Libera Mar 2025 #8

I would love to laugh at this mountain grammy Mar 2025 #10

On one big visit, the country had their own large flags and two small American flags. Norrrm Mar 2025 #11

This message was self-deleted by its author vapor2 Mar 2025 #12

Way too go Canada. Biophilic Mar 2025 #14

he is subservient to President Musk and the lapdog Trump Skittles Mar 2025 #15

It should have been a brown carpet hadEnuf Mar 2025 #16

I would have liked this better if there was a deep pit love_katz Mar 2025 #17

I can not understand why you Codifer Mar 2025 #19

It's a restaurant entrance mat. Geechie Mar 2025 #20

It would have been an even bigger insult if it were from Uline Tansy_Gold Mar 2025 #29

A long red necktie would be perfect! Geechie Mar 2025 #37

How nice. Mark Ruby markodochartaigh Mar 2025 #21

Still too wide DFW Mar 2025 #22

Why bother giving him a red carpet? They could have made it brown and sticky FakeNoose Mar 2025 #23

Pity the carpet BidenRocks Mar 2025 #25

Rich! Now do it for all US diplomatic and political leaders. marble falls Mar 2025 #26

And it ends in a puddle Figarosmom Mar 2025 #27

Ha! They rolled out the red bath mat for a drip. LudwigPastorius Mar 2025 #28

Looks to me like one of those industrial rubber-backed carpets with 1/16" pile that are put at the entrance of a store royable Mar 2025 #30

Little Marco is nothing but a weasely little trump suckup. Everybody knows this. mwb970 Mar 2025 #33

This is hysterically funny! I have bigger rugs than that in my small bathroom! lark Mar 2025 #34

It shoulda been tinier... NT Juneboarder Mar 2025 #35

Oh that's funny 😅😅😅 TommieMommy Mar 2025 #36

I think a straight jacket may have been more appropriate, if not for himself, he could use it on the felon in the WH KewlKat Mar 2025 #38

This made me smile LetMyPeopleVote Mar 2025 #39

Thank you Canada, love it. republianmushroom Mar 2025 #40