Not so much a carpet, as a rug - reaching halfway into a puddle.

Maybe just a driver holding a white card that says.....water boy.

istration.. but by all means “Leader” Schumer, let’s roll over for the turds who are running things into the ground.

To put a bath mat out for him.

I don’t get all this asslicking.

That picture is the funniest thing I have seen in ages. Very small red carpet in a puddle.

It is so appropriate!

but I'm too depressed.

Pence? Turkey?

That subtle Canadian humor strikes again. They really are geniuses at that.

how much more humiliated could he be?

to match Rubio's nose.

hidden by the carpet, a la Wiley Coyote. With a pool full of hungry alligators at the bottom.
Mwhahahaha.

would want those poor alligators to suffer so.

From Wikipedia:

I figured they didn’t want to give any money to the Nazis. I used to buy supplies from Uline several years ago, before I found out. Now I recycle their massive catalogs, which they keep sending after I’ve asked them many times to stop. Thinking about making a swastika out of one and mailing it back to them...

likely was also negotiating for Canadian residency just in case Trump tires of him.

I would just have given the crew a ball of red yarn, held one end, and let the ball roll down all the way to tarmac, leaving one string of red yarn for Rubio to walk on. "Sorry, Mr. Secretary, it's all we had on such short notice."

... and it would have been totally appropriate.

isn't covering an open manhole.

Of water for him to walk through.

O Canada...nice one!

like Hobby Lobby or Toys R Us to wipe your snowy, muddy feed on when you come into the store from a slushy parking lot in the winter.

That said, it was too good for him.

How about a 2 by 3 foot carpet sample?

I adore Canada!!

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