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usonian

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6. Making progress on the q-bomb. I'll stop for $300 Billion. (satire)

Reply to groundloop (Original post)

Fri Jun 19, 2026, 10:47 AM

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This new bomb is based on quodium, which is 100 times more powerful than hydrogen.

In fact, it uses an H-bomb just to trigger this one off.

Fortunately, H-bombs are available on EBay, a fact lost on our "Nuclear Negotiators"

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I'm in. I'll stop working on mine lame54 Yesterday #5

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Hail, hail Fredonia! NBachers Yesterday #16

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The Russians were entrenched in Cuba back then. Dr. T Yesterday #13

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You are spot on. Dr. T Yesterday #15

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I'll agree not to pursue nuclear weapons Boo1 Yesterday #10

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