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In reply to the discussion: Is he dead yet? [View all]

surfered

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5. In a demented moment, UFC reminded him of KFC and he ate an entire bucket of fried chicken.
Mon Jun 15, 2026, 08:09 AM
13 hrs ago

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex 14 hrs ago OP
;-{) FATAL CURTAIN COVER FAIL Goonch 14 hrs ago #1
No but malaise 14 hrs ago #2
tick tock, motherfucker! LymphocyteLover 11 hrs ago #31
Let his bdamomma 8 hrs ago #47
Hey you malaise 8 hrs ago #49
I know bdamomma 8 hrs ago #52
One of my nephews loves football malaise 8 hrs ago #53
Went to visit Mitch McConnell in the hospital SocialDemocrat61 13 hrs ago #3
The what? malaise 13 hrs ago #4
Satan was a fallen Angel. surfered 13 hrs ago #6
The Angel of Death. niyad 13 hrs ago #9
Well, the Angel of Death needs to get off it's ass snd take Trump now. surfered 13 hrs ago #11
Right now would be good, pretty please?? niyad 13 hrs ago #13
Taking them both would be a blessing. niyad 13 hrs ago #8
Went to visit Mitch McConnell in the hospital... littlemissmartypants 11 hrs ago #24
Bwaaaaah malaise 8 hrs ago #50
🌞❤️🤞 littlemissmartypants 8 hrs ago #51
I wouldn't have complained MustLoveBeagles 9 hrs ago #39
In a demented moment, UFC reminded him of KFC and he ate an entire bucket of fried chicken. surfered 13 hrs ago #5
Come on, cholesterol! Please work your magic. SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #29
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 13 hrs ago #7
We share your dream... surfered 13 hrs ago #14
Pls keep it chilling! Plenty of time left for kraznov to keel over! SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #28
Always have one on chill !!! niyad 10 hrs ago #35
Perfect! SheltieLover 9 hrs ago #42
greetings from the night shift . AllaN01Bear 13 hrs ago #10
Greetings, Bear. niyad 13 hrs ago #15
howdi! :) AllaN01Bear 13 hrs ago #16
Nice to see you out & ready to celebrate... SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #27
when he does croak or get 25thed yes. AllaN01Bear 10 hrs ago #32
Won't that be a grand party? SheltieLover 10 hrs ago #33
ohhh yea. AllaN01Bear 10 hrs ago #36
Yuppers! SheltieLover 9 hrs ago #40
Hi Bear! SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #26
"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death" Dulcinea 13 hrs ago #12
Chewed up by mosquitoes at his birthday bash. twodogsbarking 12 hrs ago #17
Don't bdamomma 8 hrs ago #48
only the lucky ones. twodogsbarking 7 hrs ago #57
While attending the wrestling match/dirt bike event on the White House lawn Blumancru 12 hrs ago #18
Mitch McConnell tried to drag him to the underworld along with him Blue Owl 11 hrs ago #19
Bwaaaah malaise 11 hrs ago #20
Did that rotten fucker croak? SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #25
Not yet malaise 6 hrs ago #63
Dammit! SheltieLover 6 hrs ago #64
I know right? These miserable fucks keep on wasting our oxygen Blue Owl 45 min ago #65
At OUR expense, no less. Want great healthcare? Make theirs the same as ours! SheltieLover 44 min ago #66
Ha, 💕 the GIF MustLoveBeagles 9 hrs ago #41
That's right, big guy. Grab that cretin, Stephen Miller and then come back... hlthe2b 11 hrs ago #21
Grapeape is on it! MustLoveBeagles 9 hrs ago #43
Sadly no, but there is still plenty of time left today! SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #22
🌞Good morning! littlemissmartypants 11 hrs ago #23
Did you capture the snake? SheltieLover 10 hrs ago #34
No. I've cleaned out the kitchen cabinets though... littlemissmartypants 8 hrs ago #44
Please let us know when you capture it? SheltieLover 8 hrs ago #45
Me too, SL. ❤️ littlemissmartypants 8 hrs ago #46
I had a sighting. Our scaled friend slithered out of the kitchen and is currently in the laundry room. littlemissmartypants 7 hrs ago #56
Omg Pants! You are so brave! SheltieLover 7 hrs ago #58
Or stupid.🤔 The jury is still out on the outcome of this adventure. 😆❤️ littlemissmartypants 6 hrs ago #59
Maybe stuff floof into a chest carrier? SheltieLover 6 hrs ago #60
She's good. She's asleep in her crate. I don't want to stress her out. littlemissmartypants 6 hrs ago #61
Sounds like a great plan, Pants! SheltieLover 6 hrs ago #62
The algae one would be lovely. Maybe green is the new orange. LymphocyteLover 11 hrs ago #30
I didn't want him to reach 80 malaise 9 hrs ago #37
;-{) BLOW HARD Goonch 7 hrs ago #55
May his last physical be an autopsy LetMyPeopleVote 9 hrs ago #38
Too good malaise 8 hrs ago #54
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