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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 5 hrs ago OP
;-{) FATAL CURTAIN COVER FAIL Goonch 5 hrs ago #1
No but malaise 5 hrs ago #2
tick tock, motherfucker! LymphocyteLover 2 hrs ago #31
Went to visit Mitch McConnell in the hospital SocialDemocrat61 4 hrs ago #3
The what? malaise 4 hrs ago #4
Satan was a fallen Angel. surfered 4 hrs ago #6
The Angel of Death. niyad 4 hrs ago #9
Well, the Angel of Death needs to get off it's ass snd take Trump now. surfered 4 hrs ago #11
Right now would be good, pretty please?? niyad 4 hrs ago #13
Taking them both would be a blessing. niyad 4 hrs ago #8
Went to visit Mitch McConnell in the hospital... littlemissmartypants 2 hrs ago #24
In a demented moment, UFC reminded him of KFC and he ate an entire bucket of fried chicken. surfered 4 hrs ago #5
Come on, cholesterol! Please work your magic. SheltieLover 2 hrs ago #29
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 4 hrs ago #7
We share your dream... surfered 3 hrs ago #14
Pls keep it chilling! Plenty of time left for kraznov to keel over! SheltieLover 2 hrs ago #28
Always have one on chill !!! niyad 1 hr ago #35
greetings from the night shift . AllaN01Bear 4 hrs ago #10
Greetings, Bear. niyad 3 hrs ago #15
howdi! :) AllaN01Bear 3 hrs ago #16
Nice to see you out & ready to celebrate... SheltieLover 2 hrs ago #27
when he does croak or get 25thed yes. AllaN01Bear 1 hr ago #32
Won't that be a grand party? SheltieLover 1 hr ago #33
ohhh yea. AllaN01Bear 58 min ago #36
Hi Bear! SheltieLover 2 hrs ago #26
"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death" Dulcinea 4 hrs ago #12
Chewed up by mosquitoes at his birthday bash. twodogsbarking 3 hrs ago #17
While attending the wrestling match/dirt bike event on the White House lawn Blumancru 2 hrs ago #18
Mitch McConnell tried to drag him to the underworld along with him Blue Owl 2 hrs ago #19
Bwaaaah malaise 2 hrs ago #20
Did that rotten fucker croak? SheltieLover 2 hrs ago #25
That's right, big guy. Grab that cretin, Stephen Miller and then come back... hlthe2b 2 hrs ago #21
Sadly no, but there is still plenty of time left today! SheltieLover 2 hrs ago #22
🌞Good morning! littlemissmartypants 2 hrs ago #23
Did you capture the snake? SheltieLover 1 hr ago #34
The algae one would be lovely. Maybe green is the new orange. LymphocyteLover 2 hrs ago #30
I didn't want him to reach 80 malaise 39 min ago #37
May his last physical be an autopsy LetMyPeopleVote 18 min ago #38

SocialDemocrat61

(8,220 posts)
3. Went to visit Mitch McConnell in the hospital
Mon Jun 15, 2026, 08:05 AM
4 hrs ago

The angel came for Mitch and got confused and took him instead.

surfered

(14,831 posts)
11. Well, the Angel of Death needs to get off it's ass snd take Trump now.
Mon Jun 15, 2026, 08:36 AM
4 hrs ago

Or when it’s convenient as I am mean absolutely no offense.

littlemissmartypants

(35,210 posts)
24. Went to visit Mitch McConnell in the hospital...
Mon Jun 15, 2026, 10:21 AM
2 hrs ago

The angel coroner came for Mitch and got confused and took him instead.

There you go, just a little tweak. Then we have a twofer. ❤️

surfered

(14,831 posts)
5. In a demented moment, UFC reminded him of KFC and he ate an entire bucket of fried chicken.
Mon Jun 15, 2026, 08:09 AM
4 hrs ago

niyad

(134,975 posts)
7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Mon Jun 15, 2026, 08:25 AM
4 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

AllaN01Bear

(30,008 posts)
10. greetings from the night shift .
Mon Jun 15, 2026, 08:28 AM
4 hrs ago

nopt yet , but only one can hope ! havent raised my pinky finger in victory dace yet.

Blumancru

(361 posts)
18. While attending the wrestling match/dirt bike event on the White House lawn
Mon Jun 15, 2026, 09:52 AM
2 hrs ago

He looks down and discovers that he accidentally wore a tan suit. Dies of embarrassment and shame.

hlthe2b

(115,021 posts)
21. That's right, big guy. Grab that cretin, Stephen Miller and then come back...
Mon Jun 15, 2026, 10:19 AM
2 hrs ago

for the orange blob... You got it!



littlemissmartypants

(35,210 posts)
23. 🌞Good morning!
Mon Jun 15, 2026, 10:21 AM
2 hrs ago

We've reached a critical milestone, and it's all downhill from here.

Considering the data on life expectancy and health effects on life expectancy, he's in the circling the drain portion of the program.

I realize that knowledge provides little relief in the moment, but it's not a rosy picture for the obese stress laden drug addicted mentally ill President Psychopath.

I hope that everyone has a lovely day. ❤️

This web page is archived for historical purposes and is no longer being updated. Please go to CDC Home or use the A-Z Index or Search for more recent information.
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data-visualization/life-expectancy/


Mentally ill die many years earlier than others
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2019/10/191025094013.htm

malaise

(299,086 posts)
37. I didn't want him to reach 80
Mon Jun 15, 2026, 12:12 PM
39 min ago

Was hoping he’d croak before reaching there like his two brothers.
Ah well now it’s daddy’s dementia Donvict

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