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84. I think he could show everyone how virile he is by simply

Sun May 31, 2026, 09:13 PM

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doing calisthenics onstage in the midday sun for about 20 minutes. It would shut up all the critics. They would probably be very, very scared then.

All those critics -- big, strong critics, muscular guys with rippling biceps that gleam in the sun like they're covered in sweat and oil -- would come to him, tears in their eyes and tell him, "Sir, now that I've seen what a superior physical specimen you are, I know you must be the greatest man who ever lived."

Show 'em, Donnie. We just know you can do it.

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