I think he should do five or six hours of the show.
All by himself.

than trump bragging about himself for hours. And you know that's what it will end up being.

I know, can you imagine him going on and on for hours about how wonderful he is.
And how terrible everyone else in the world is to him.

His victim narrative along with all of his grandiosity.

That's how it actually ends.

He can't accept that nobody likes him, he'll get up there all by himself and brag until he collapses and dies right there.

I'd watch that from a distance.

I like it, and I don't care for fireworks.

Aside from them, yeah, nobody likes him.

And listen to him for 5 hours

If I were on X*, that's the advice I'd give him.

And fuel up with lots of greasy fast food for energy first. And RFKJ can find some contaminated water to boost his immune system.














*As if.

Go on and on in the hot sun.

All of a stomach full of McDonald's food.
And Diet Coke.

doing calisthenics onstage in the midday sun for about 20 minutes. It would shut up all the critics. They would probably be very, very scared then.

All those critics -- big, strong critics, muscular guys with rippling biceps that gleam in the sun like they're covered in sweat and oil -- would come to him, tears in their eyes and tell him, "Sir, now that I've seen what a superior physical specimen you are, I know you must be the greatest man who ever lived."

Show 'em, Donnie. We just know you can do it.

.... he could do a 10 to 12 hour non-stop speech and dancing show.

With any luck he could have a birthday heart attack right on stage for all the world to witness.

How thoughtful of him.

Billions and billions of dollars.

HAIR?

His hair keeps getting bigger and bigger lately.

I see his hairpieces keep getting fuller and fuller. Thankfully the increasingly ridiculous comb over (or FORWARD) is gone.

He started wearing a new hairpiece last month.
Then last week a bigger one.

Right the asinine comb over is gone.

But he is getting more bouffant by the day.

From red/gold, lighter gold to snow white. It's ridiculous.

I think they must have quite a selection of the new wigs, and they are test driving them
to see which ones look better on camera. And inside and outside pictures and video.

And which ones Trump feels more handsome wearing.
I know I want to throw up on this one.

Just one very well placed lightening strike.

Just one.

Sometimes, I make typos.

Just thinking about all of that metal scaffolding and framework around the stage. It could be pretty dangerous in a thunder/lightning storm. It would be such a shame if.....well you all know.

There is no way I will watch tv that day if he is on celebrating the destruction of our country that he has done!

It will totally be Biden's fault.

Nice hot and uncomfortable for the cult to get a taste of birthday boy’s eternal destination.

Maybe I should place a bet that Trmp 250 becomes a super-spreader event ....

After firing the scientists trying to save them, the bees should be nice and angry.

to remember.... put a couple of real giraffes on stage with him and let him go to town
for real.

I hope the universe will be watching.

He was gonna invade Cuba.

this would be it. I just hope the microphone is on when he begins to lose control of his bowel movements.

Also, the concerts were under the banner of FREEDOM 250, a MAGA organization, NOT America 250. America 250 is non-partisan and the performers were led to believe that was who was sposoring the concerts. They backed out when they found out it was FREEDOM 250.

Original Schedule
Martina McBride | June 25
C+C Music Factory | June 26
Vanilla Ice | June 26
Milli Vanilli | June 26
Young MC | June 26
The Commodores | June 27
Morris Day and The Time | June 27
Flo Rida | July 2
Bret Michaels | July 3

Or perhaps he’ll sing? Juggle? Magic tricks? Contortionism?
Maybe he’ll just sit in front of a mirror for 90 minutes, admiring himself

"To be best or not to be best.....zat is ze question."

Shocking

"trump's" 4 inch bullet proof glass, missile and flame proof and he can hope as he "drones" on and of it's that proof, also.
Plus full air conditioning, portapotty, Mikki D's food tray but a silent mic!
Then when he finishes, simply lock the booth 24/7...transport to either Epstein Island or the Zorro Ranch, set up a display...and charge for admission. On the side for a slight fee, you can get used Depends and dung to throw at the booth. Proceeds going to all our previous overseas friends.

when they can't afford the basics. Not fast enough, though. I think they are going to have to pay people to listen to that for hours in numbers big enough to look good on TV.

Let’s wait for official confirmation—CNN reports still need context before jumping to conclusions.

Also featuring his wacky sidekick Stephen Miller and the Steven Cheung Dancers. Tonight's sketches: Someone takes a dump on Donald's Filet-O-Fish, Donald accidentally levels the Lincoln Memorial.

everyone who has posted a reply as I am totally of the same mind as all of you. If anyone else posts a reply, let me know so I can rec you too!

If nothing else, we can get some laughs out of this. I still ridicule is underrated when it comes to trump.

I'm not a pearl clutcher, but this is ripe for his malitia dudes to show up. I am not hearing about security or any other plans for the National Mall for any of this -- including the announced concerts that aren't happening.

it will be only his Magats that will show up - his militia can fight them all they want to and I won't care. Will you?

Some people aren't MAGA, nor militias that come to visit DC ALL THE TIME.

I care. I live in the region. Please further explain yourself.

only Trump's militias and Magat's will hang around long enough to listen to his and his appointees speeches. Only if he can come up with some good performers will 'regular' people stay. Once the performers are done - they will be outa there leaving Trumpy and his crowd to have the venue all to themselves.
I have family and friends who live and/or work in the area and they are not worried.

Just because you are not hear about security doesn't mean that it isn't happening. On 6 Jan, the Capital was blind-sided.
ALL DC law enforcement officials will be well prepared for this event - with back-up from surrounding areas and the NG waiting in the wings.

Congress isn't scheduled to be in session that day -- the recess then runs July 3-12. Then how could it be a replay of Jan. 6?

this is all about our country. Bullshit never was and most certainly is not now.

Somebody has to - if not he himself then who? Not Melania. Me Me Me Me.

is all it is.

Reserve a space in DC for an alternate fair or concert.

With actual STARS
Steal his audience

I know the event in NYC is having Bette Midler and some other celebs.

https://indivisible.org/events/rise-up-sing-out-celebrate-virtual-watch-party/

. . .me and other Indivisible buddies in my area.

.... and his man tool is bigger than Frank Sinatra's and Arnold Palmer's combined together. His current stage presents is 10X better than Elvis' during his younger years.

One lucky recipient will find a non-functional fake gold plated phone in his/her sandwich box!

...that he'll be able to stay awake to host this abomination?

Please, please, please Mr. President sir (with tears in my eyes) please headline the event and preform for hours and hours to entertain the American masses craving your glory!!!!!!

Only difference being that unlike Bette Midler's character, most people watching on TV will cheer.

They will hop him up on god knows what, ‘the debate cocktail’ one last time!! Do or die!! This is a disgusting fiasco!!

Period!

And the "non-fatty" military troops who are currently invited as props with not be singing Happy Birthday to him. I can guarantee that.

...and how horrible "dumocrats" are
Any performer who signs on to this will be giving their endorsement fully to him. Not to America, not to the GOP, but to that one man .Get a room Kid Rock.

Yeah, about 50 lbs bigger.

With a projection of Epstein as a hologram.

We'll be laughing at him, everyone else will ignore him.

if he doesn't see how pathetic his ballooning egomania's become.