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FakeNoose

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25. I agree that at least the northern third of Illinois deserves Canadian occupation

Reply to 3catwoman3 (Reply #13)

Tue May 26, 2026, 09:11 AM

May 26

... the rest of Illinois, I'm not so sure.

I'm in Pennsylvania, and we'd be delighted to receive the Canadians. I'm hoping they would deport all the nasty MAGAs to somewhere else though. Maybe somewhere in South America?

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Map of the USA after losing WWIII [View all] highplainsdem May 25 OP

Yay! I'm in the European Occupation Zone. greatauntoftriplets May 25 #1

I was rather thinking the same ! chouchou May 25 #6

And, SCantiGOP May 26 #24

Oh Yes. chouchou May 26 #31

I can't tell why but I'm offended by this. mr715 May 25 #2

NYC should be an independent city-state SocialDemocrat61 May 26 #29

i bet my tacos taste even better then! ret5hd May 25 #3

No need for WWIII Fiendish Thingy May 25 #4

Yay! I get to go to Canada! Free healthcare and Molson Golden! Wounded Bear May 25 #5

Yes but it will look like this sarisataka May 25 #7

IMO, Minnesota would be immediately annexed by Canada as well. RockCreek May 25 #8

Vermont too. Chipper Chat May 26 #28

Nevermind. I see it's in. Chipper Chat May 26 #30

Why would Mexico want the south-eastern states up to that border? Dan May 25 #9

I'm good with the Euro Zone mcar May 25 #10

This message was self-deleted by its author MustLoveBeagles May 25 #11

Who is going to tell SC, AL, GA, and MS that they are Europeans? Renew Deal May 25 #12

Who's going to tell the Europeans??? BonnieJW May 25 #16

I think my far northwestern suburb of the greater Chicago area is far... 3catwoman3 May 25 #13

I agree that at least the northern third of Illinois deserves Canadian occupation FakeNoose May 26 #25

Altho they don't border each other, I understand the neologism Pennsytucky... 3catwoman3 May 26 #27

I love Mexican food and culture, slightlv May 25 #14

Pennsylvania is OK with the Canadian Occupation Zone FakeNoose May 25 #15

We'd be moving to Washington or Oregon within 3 days. Enter stage left May 25 #17

Oregon here.. Permanut May 25 #18

The Europeans will no doubt want New Orleans peppertree May 25 #19

I'm already Cali-Mex! BidenRocks May 25 #20

Mar A Epsteinville could become an Air BnB owned and operated by Bad Bunny Submariner May 25 #21

Fine with me I would be in Canada Tree Lady May 25 #22

It would be an improvement. Wednesdays May 26 #23

I'm good with that. Scrivener7 May 26 #26

The California Republic will keep it's existing Bear flag and have close ties to Mexico. hunter May 26 #32