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Orrex

(67,256 posts) Tue Apr 21, 2026, 06:58 AM Tuesday

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Is he dead yet? [View all]

Stroked out trying to decipher nuclear code: "!SELISSIM LLA HCNUAL"

Stroked out while trying to best Iran at the mocking meme game?

Shot while reenacting his "assassination attempt" to prove to MAGAts that it was really real?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Tuesday OP

;-{) SLEEPWALKER Goonch Tuesday #1

Not yet, but there is still plenty of time for the fortunate event today. SheltieLover Tuesday #2

No but malaise Tuesday #3

Stroked out worrying about the upcoming White House Correspondents' Dinner. Emile Tuesday #4

Stroking out at the Dinner malaise Tuesday #11

You can say that again. Blue Full Moon Tuesday #15

Nancy Sinatra kicks him until ded while singing "These boots are made for stomping, and that's just what you get". twodogsbarking Tuesday #5

Haha malaise Tuesday #6

All 3 are hilarious ways to go and any one of them happening would be such a gift to the world LymphocyteLover Tuesday #7

.. jfz9580m Tuesday #8

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Tuesday #9

I have a dream.. surfered Tuesday #10

Today would be good. niyad Tuesday #12

Not yet. But soon. I can feel it in my bones! QueerDuck Tuesday #13

"Well, he always TACOs out and guess what?..." hlthe2b Tuesday #14

Aw MustLoveBeagles Tuesday #19

Slipped on grease from a Big Mac in cracked his skull open? NNadir Tuesday #16

Suffered an unfortunate golfing accident? Dulcinea Tuesday #17

😂 MustLoveBeagles Tuesday #20

Accidentally opens a real Bible for the reading marathon Wicked Blue Tuesday #18

I don't think he reads anything, especially the bible... GopherGal Tuesday #21

trump needs to move on LetMyPeopleVote Tuesday #22

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