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Orrex

(67,240 posts) Tue Apr 21, 2026, 06:58 AM Yesterday

Is he dead yet?

Stroked out trying to decipher nuclear code: "!SELISSIM LLA HCNUAL"

Stroked out while trying to best Iran at the mocking meme game?

Shot while reenacting his "assassination attempt" to prove to MAGAts that it was really real?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Yesterday OP

;-{) SLEEPWALKER Goonch Yesterday #1

Not yet, but there is still plenty of time for the fortunate event today. SheltieLover Yesterday #2

No but malaise Yesterday #3

Stroked out worrying about the upcoming White House Correspondents' Dinner. Emile Yesterday #4

Stroking out at the Dinner malaise Yesterday #11

You can say that again. Blue Full Moon Yesterday #15

Nancy Sinatra kicks him until ded while singing "These boots are made for stomping, and that's just what you get". twodogsbarking Yesterday #5

Haha malaise Yesterday #6

All 3 are hilarious ways to go and any one of them happening would be such a gift to the world LymphocyteLover Yesterday #7

.. jfz9580m Yesterday #8

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Yesterday #9

I have a dream.. surfered Yesterday #10

Today would be good. niyad Yesterday #12

Not yet. But soon. I can feel it in my bones! QueerDuck Yesterday #13

"Well, he always TACOs out and guess what?..." hlthe2b Yesterday #14

Aw MustLoveBeagles Yesterday #19

Slipped on grease from a Big Mac in cracked his skull open? NNadir Yesterday #16

Suffered an unfortunate golfing accident? Dulcinea Yesterday #17

😂 MustLoveBeagles Yesterday #20

Accidentally opens a real Bible for the reading marathon Wicked Blue Yesterday #18

I don't think he reads anything, especially the bible... GopherGal Yesterday #21

trump needs to move on LetMyPeopleVote Yesterday #22

Goonch

(5,336 posts)

1. ;-{) SLEEPWALKER

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 21, 2026, 07:01 AM

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SheltieLover

(81,281 posts)

2. Not yet, but there is still plenty of time for the fortunate event today.

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Tue Apr 21, 2026, 07:04 AM

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malaise

(296,961 posts)

3. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 21, 2026, 07:30 AM

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Here endeth the disgusting behavior of Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer and her husband

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221186787

Emile

(42,696 posts)

4. Stroked out worrying about the upcoming White House Correspondents' Dinner.

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Tue Apr 21, 2026, 07:33 AM

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malaise

(296,961 posts)

11. Stroking out at the Dinner

Reply to Emile (Reply #4)

Tue Apr 21, 2026, 08:22 AM

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Would be ahem…delicious😀

Blue Full Moon

(3,566 posts)

15. You can say that again.

Reply to malaise (Reply #11)

Tue Apr 21, 2026, 09:18 AM

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twodogsbarking

(19,020 posts)

5. Nancy Sinatra kicks him until ded while singing "These boots are made for stomping, and that's just what you get".

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Tue Apr 21, 2026, 07:37 AM

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malaise

(296,961 posts)

6. Haha

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Tue Apr 21, 2026, 07:38 AM

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😀

LymphocyteLover

(9,972 posts)

7. All 3 are hilarious ways to go and any one of them happening would be such a gift to the world

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Tue Apr 21, 2026, 07:39 AM

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jfz9580m

(17,440 posts)

8. ..

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 21, 2026, 08:16 AM

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!SPEERC ETAH I
I mean…just in general…

niyad

(133,177 posts)

9. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 21, 2026, 08:17 AM

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Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(13,822 posts)

10. I have a dream..

Reply to niyad (Reply #9)

Tue Apr 21, 2026, 08:21 AM

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🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

niyad

(133,177 posts)

12. Today would be good.

Reply to surfered (Reply #10)

Tue Apr 21, 2026, 08:23 AM

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QueerDuck

(1,852 posts)

13. Not yet. But soon. I can feel it in my bones!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 21, 2026, 08:28 AM

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hlthe2b

(114,238 posts)

14. "Well, he always TACOs out and guess what?..."

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Tue Apr 21, 2026, 09:18 AM

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"It's TACO TUESDAY!"

MustLoveBeagles

(16,871 posts)

19. Aw

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #14)

Tue Apr 21, 2026, 12:10 PM

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That's cute and very funny.

NNadir

(38,295 posts)

16. Slipped on grease from a Big Mac in cracked his skull open?

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Tue Apr 21, 2026, 11:20 AM

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The break failed to untangle the tangled tau proteins and the gooey "brains" tumbled out of the hollows.

Dulcinea

(10,191 posts)

17. Suffered an unfortunate golfing accident?

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Tue Apr 21, 2026, 11:35 AM

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MustLoveBeagles

(16,871 posts)

20. 😂

Reply to Dulcinea (Reply #17)

Tue Apr 21, 2026, 12:11 PM

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Wicked Blue

(8,953 posts)

18. Accidentally opens a real Bible for the reading marathon

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Tue Apr 21, 2026, 11:55 AM

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and is zapped into oblivion.

GopherGal

(2,929 posts)

21. I don't think he reads anything, especially the bible...

Reply to Wicked Blue (Reply #18)

Tue Apr 21, 2026, 01:06 PM

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but opening one for a photo op? That I believe.
It may have taken a couple tries since he started by holding it upside down...

Hopefully the photographer was unharmed due to staying out of the lightning-bolt blast radius by backing up in order to get Drumpf's considerable girth in frame.

LetMyPeopleVote

(180,744 posts)

22. trump needs to move on

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Tue Apr 21, 2026, 02:21 PM

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