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hatrack

(64,993 posts)
21. I'd pay money to hear him read this passage . . ..
Sat Apr 18, 2026, 07:10 AM
Saturday

"And he took Geshur, and Aram, with the towns of Jair, from them, with Kenath, and the towns thereof, [even] threescore cities. All these [belonged to] the sons of Machir, the father of Gilead. And after that Hezron was dead in Calebephratah, then Abiah Hezron's wife bare him Ashur the father of Tekoa.

And the sons of Jerahmeel the firstborn of Hezron were, Ram the firstborn, and Bunah, and Oren, and Ozem, [and] Ahijah. Jerahmeel had also another wife, whose name [was] Atarah; she [was] the mother of Onam. And the sons of Ram the firstborn of Jerahmeel were, Maaz, and Jamin, and Eker.

And the sons of Onam were, Shammai, and Jada. And the sons of Shammai; Nadab, and Abishur. And the name of the wife of Abishur [was] Abihail, and she bare him Ahban, and Molid. And the sons of Nadab; Seled, and Appaim: but Seled died without children. Sad!!"

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Somebody record that mess duckworth969 Saturday #1
How many takes did they have to do before he stopped sounding like RockRaven Saturday #2
Now tsf is going to try to pretend he can read? SheltieLover Saturday #3
Maybe they'll try another movie script? Drum Saturday #4
All participants are Republicans. Griftians unite! jls4561 Saturday #5
I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Solly Mack Saturday #6
Someone should read Matthew 25 and dedicate it to him. Maybe I'll leave a phone message at the White House if they Maraya1969 Saturday #7
Sources say he will be reading from Genitals, Adverbs and Artesians.. Permanut Saturday #8
Best laugh I've had all week. 3catwoman3 Saturday #9
Oh goodie...have him read from Hogsbreath's Pulp Fiction Bible. Totally Tunsie Saturday #10
I'll be so glad when his horseshit comes to an end. GoodRaisin Saturday #11
... sprinkleeninow Saturday #12
Tarantino wrote an entire Bible? BaronChocula Saturday #13
Omg, I always hoped ... OldBoss Saturday #14
Maybe something from Mark 10 would have been better? struggle4progress Saturday #15
Marathon Bible reading??? sdfernando Saturday #16
It's never the New Testament with these guys, is it? eShirl Saturday #17
Trump to release reading of scripture days after angering many Christians mahatmakanejeeves Saturday #18
The passage given to him is about a country cursed by God, and then forgiven after repenting muriel_volestrangler Saturday #19
And because his KKKultists are worthless pieces of shit, despite what some fool told me... Orrex Saturday #20
I'd pay money to hear him read this passage . . .. hatrack Saturday #21
😂😂 malaise Saturday #33
They'll have to use AI to overcome his natural stumbles and blunders. sinkingfeeling Saturday #22
"President Trump has a complicated relationship with the Bible" spanone Saturday #23
A "complicated relationship with the bible"? choie Saturday #24
Trump Needs This: The Easy English Bible MineralMan Saturday #25
Trump cannot read, I hope they give him pictures. Irish_Dem Saturday #26
What these people need Turbineguy Saturday #27
Or as Trump calls it, "Two Chronicles." Qutzupalotl Saturday #28
IOW: He will sleep through it. Nt BootinUp Saturday #29
Sickening! creeksneakers2 Saturday #30
Hopefully, there will be plenty of fire extinguishers nearby. LoisB Saturday #31
I almost feel sorry for...ahem... malaise Saturday #32
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