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struggle4progress

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15. Maybe something from Mark 10 would have been better?
Sat Apr 18, 2026, 03:43 AM
Yesterday

... And a man ran to kneel before him, and asked Good master, what should I do to receive everlasting life?

But Jesus replied, Why call me good? for none are good but God. You know the commandments, to do no adultery, nor kill, nor steal, nor falsely witnessi, nor cheat, and to respect your father and mother .

And he told Him, I have done so since my youth.

Jesus saw and loved him and said, Only one thing remains: go, and sell everythng you have and give the money to the poor, so you will have treasure in heaven; and then come, follow me.

But he was sorry to hear that and went away grieving, because he owned much.

And Jesus said to his disciples, How hard it can be for the rich to enter the kingdom of heaven ...

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Somebody record that mess duckworth969 Yesterday #1
How many takes did they have to do before he stopped sounding like RockRaven Yesterday #2
Now tsf is going to try to pretend he can read? SheltieLover Yesterday #3
Maybe they'll try another movie script? Drum Yesterday #4
All participants are Republicans. Griftians unite! jls4561 Yesterday #5
I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Solly Mack Yesterday #6
Someone should read Matthew 25 and dedicate it to him. Maybe I'll leave a phone message at the White House if they Maraya1969 Yesterday #7
Sources say he will be reading from Genitals, Adverbs and Artesians.. Permanut Yesterday #8
Best laugh I've had all week. 3catwoman3 Yesterday #9
Oh goodie...have him read from Hogsbreath's Pulp Fiction Bible. Totally Tunsie Yesterday #10
I'll be so glad when his horseshit comes to an end. GoodRaisin Yesterday #11
... sprinkleeninow Yesterday #12
Tarantino wrote an entire Bible? BaronChocula Yesterday #13
Omg, I always hoped ... OldBoss Yesterday #14
Maybe something from Mark 10 would have been better? struggle4progress Yesterday #15
Marathon Bible reading??? sdfernando Yesterday #16
It's never the New Testament with these guys, is it? eShirl Yesterday #17
Trump to release reading of scripture days after angering many Christians mahatmakanejeeves Yesterday #18
The passage given to him is about a country cursed by God, and then forgiven after repenting muriel_volestrangler Yesterday #19
And because his KKKultists are worthless pieces of shit, despite what some fool told me... Orrex Yesterday #20
I'd pay money to hear him read this passage . . .. hatrack Yesterday #21
😂😂 malaise 19 hrs ago #33
They'll have to use AI to overcome his natural stumbles and blunders. sinkingfeeling Yesterday #22
"President Trump has a complicated relationship with the Bible" spanone Yesterday #23
A "complicated relationship with the bible"? choie 22 hrs ago #24
Trump Needs This: The Easy English Bible MineralMan 22 hrs ago #25
Trump cannot read, I hope they give him pictures. Irish_Dem 22 hrs ago #26
What these people need Turbineguy 22 hrs ago #27
Or as Trump calls it, "Two Chronicles." Qutzupalotl 21 hrs ago #28
IOW: He will sleep through it. Nt BootinUp 20 hrs ago #29
Sickening! creeksneakers2 19 hrs ago #30
Hopefully, there will be plenty of fire extinguishers nearby. LoisB 19 hrs ago #31
I almost feel sorry for...ahem... malaise 19 hrs ago #32
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