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4. Maybe they'll try another movie script?

Sat Apr 18, 2026, 12:15 AM

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Um, what?? NYTimes: "Trump Will Participate in a Marathon Bible Reading" [View all] Drum Saturday OP

Somebody record that mess duckworth969 Saturday #1

How many takes did they have to do before he stopped sounding like RockRaven Saturday #2

Now tsf is going to try to pretend he can read? SheltieLover Saturday #3

Maybe they'll try another movie script? Drum Saturday #4

All participants are Republicans. Griftians unite! jls4561 Saturday #5

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Solly Mack Saturday #6

Sources say he will be reading from Genitals, Adverbs and Artesians.. Permanut Saturday #8

Best laugh I've had all week. 3catwoman3 Saturday #9

Oh goodie...have him read from Hogsbreath's Pulp Fiction Bible. Totally Tunsie Saturday #10

I'll be so glad when his horseshit comes to an end. GoodRaisin Saturday #11

... sprinkleeninow Saturday #12

Tarantino wrote an entire Bible? BaronChocula Saturday #13

Omg, I always hoped ... OldBoss Saturday #14

Maybe something from Mark 10 would have been better? struggle4progress Saturday #15

Marathon Bible reading??? sdfernando Saturday #16

It's never the New Testament with these guys, is it? eShirl Saturday #17

Trump to release reading of scripture days after angering many Christians mahatmakanejeeves Saturday #18

I'd pay money to hear him read this passage . . .. hatrack Saturday #21

😂😂 malaise Saturday #33

They'll have to use AI to overcome his natural stumbles and blunders. sinkingfeeling Saturday #22

"President Trump has a complicated relationship with the Bible" spanone Saturday #23

A "complicated relationship with the bible"? choie Saturday #24

Trump Needs This: The Easy English Bible MineralMan Saturday #25

Trump cannot read, I hope they give him pictures. Irish_Dem Saturday #26

What these people need Turbineguy Saturday #27

Or as Trump calls it, "Two Chronicles." Qutzupalotl Saturday #28

IOW: He will sleep through it. Nt BootinUp Saturday #29

Sickening! creeksneakers2 Saturday #30

Hopefully, there will be plenty of fire extinguishers nearby. LoisB Saturday #31

I almost feel sorry for...ahem... malaise Saturday #32