Is he dead yet? [View all]

Died after breathlessly recounting how he heroically rescued the downed pilot, the Apollo 13 astronauts, the Lindbergh baby, and Private Ryan?

Stroked out in giddy excitement over his plan to deploy nukes in Iran?

Simultaneously struck by lightning, bitten by a shark, and flattened by a meteorite, which is statistically more likely than his obsequious cabinet invoking the 25th on him?


Just fucking died already, for literally any reason at all?

I mean come on, dammit!