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Orrex

(67,147 posts)
Tue Apr 7, 2026, 06:58 AM 15 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Died after breathlessly recounting how he heroically rescued the downed pilot, the Apollo 13 astronauts, the Lindbergh baby, and Private Ryan?

Stroked out in giddy excitement over his plan to deploy nukes in Iran?

Simultaneously struck by lightning, bitten by a shark, and flattened by a meteorite, which is statistically more likely than his obsequious cabinet invoking the 25th on him?


Just fucking died already, for literally any reason at all?

I mean come on, dammit!

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 15 hrs ago OP
;-{) AAUGH! Goonch 15 hrs ago #1
nope Celerity 15 hrs ago #2
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 15 hrs ago #3
I have a dream..it would save mankind. surfered 13 hrs ago #15
We all share in your vision of world peace! SheltieLover 13 hrs ago #19
Rfn would be perfect! SheltieLover 13 hrs ago #18
No but malaise 15 hrs ago #4
Shark would probably spit it out because of the toxic taste IronLionZion 14 hrs ago #5
Last functioning brain cell goes offline Blumancru 14 hrs ago #6
They also serve who dance and wait........... twodogsbarking 14 hrs ago #7
Ha malaise 14 hrs ago #8
I relinquish my award to Orrex and award you with ice cream......... twodogsbarking 14 hrs ago #9
For this DUzy?😀 malaise 14 hrs ago #10
May I add that he found Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Earhart and Fred Noonan. twodogsbarking 14 hrs ago #11
Hahaha malaise 14 hrs ago #12
No, and now he is stark raving mad. Joinfortmill 14 hrs ago #13
NOW? malaise 14 hrs ago #14
Must be soon. They've approved plans for his Presidential Library surfered 13 hrs ago #16
Lost on the dark side of the moon? SheltieLover 13 hrs ago #17
The American Public hearing Trump's spew this am... hlthe2b 13 hrs ago #20
Aw MustLoveBeagles 1 hr ago #32
greetings from the night shift AllaN01Bear 12 hrs ago #21
Not yet but he Gordcanuck 12 hrs ago #22
It's coming. One way or the other, this guy's toast is almost done. Joinfortmill 12 hrs ago #23
Mistook Squishy Butter for the real thing and choked. no_hypocrisy 12 hrs ago #24
Well, you've found a great use for the butter! SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #25
Accidentally bombed himself like the coyote in Looney Tunes. Bad aim! LeftInTX 11 hrs ago #26
I'm stealing this surfered 10 hrs ago #27
Ahh, memories... hlthe2b 8 hrs ago #29
Morphed into this overnight malaise 6 hrs ago #31
Iranian secret plot to reverse-flush all the White House toilets Wicked Blue 10 hrs ago #28
I want the Obama tan suit day to come again LetMyPeopleVote 6 hrs ago #30

niyad

(132,632 posts)
3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Tue Apr 7, 2026, 07:12 AM
15 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(13,575 posts)
15. I have a dream..it would save mankind.
Tue Apr 7, 2026, 08:19 AM
13 hrs ago

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

malaise

(296,395 posts)
10. For this DUzy?😀
Tue Apr 7, 2026, 07:48 AM
14 hrs ago

Died after breathlessly recounting how he heroically rescued the downed pilot, the Apollo 13 astronauts, the Lindbergh baby, and Private Ryan?

SheltieLover

(80,749 posts)
17. Lost on the dark side of the moon?
Tue Apr 7, 2026, 09:00 AM
13 hrs ago
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Door #3 seems like a safe bet, Orrex! Triple the chance of putting him out of the world's misery.

hlthe2b

(114,045 posts)
20. The American Public hearing Trump's spew this am...
Tue Apr 7, 2026, 09:12 AM
13 hrs ago

"Why the hell isn't he dead?!!!!!"




AllaN01Bear

(29,565 posts)
21. greetings from the night shift
Tue Apr 7, 2026, 09:37 AM
12 hrs ago

well, my pinky finger remains in the down and locked position. dang nabbit jim kirk

Gordcanuck

(189 posts)
22. Not yet but he
Tue Apr 7, 2026, 09:47 AM
12 hrs ago

will be gently escorted off the stage very soon. The return to true democracy, a rocky road for America, will begin.

Wicked Blue

(8,911 posts)
28. Iranian secret plot to reverse-flush all the White House toilets
Tue Apr 7, 2026, 11:41 AM
10 hrs ago

so he succumbs in his own excrement.

Bombarded by algebra problems until his head explodes. (Algebra was invented by the Persians).

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