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Jerry2144

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4. I hope his only words are:

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Apr 6, 2026, 11:05 AM

Monday

“Urrrgh” followed by a loud thump as his hamberders finally kick in. I just hope he falls forward, not backward. The impact of his fat keister smooshing his diaper and squirting turn contents out like popping as pimple would be pretty nasty

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