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Miles Archer

(23,441 posts) Mon Apr 6, 2026, 10:30 AM Monday

Trump "News Conference" today. He'll claim he personally parachuted into Iran and saved the pilot himself.

OTHER TOPICS:

1). The SCOTUS are BASTARD PEOPLE and I HATE THEIR ASS FACES

2). My BALLROOM is the greatest achievement in all of Western Civilization

3). Republicans need to PASS MY VOTER SUPPRESSION BILL immediately or I will call them names they won't like

4). I haven't pooped in 18 days but rumors of my failing health are all fake news

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Trump "News Conference" today. He'll claim he personally parachuted into Iran and saved the pilot himself. (Original Post) Miles Archer Monday OP

"I don't think there's anything going to get me in heaven. So I'm going to kill everyone." dalton99a Monday #1

"I Still Prefer Pilots Who Don't Get Shot Down." ColoringFool Monday #2

Any of these are possible! 😳 LaRaven Monday #3

I hope his only words are: Jerry2144 Monday #4

As long as there were no American casualties Baitball Blogger Monday #5

I figured he'd talking about the fucking Easter egg roll rather than the fucking war. There were gold eggs, right? Vinca Monday #6

dalton99a

(94,365 posts)

1. "I don't think there's anything going to get me in heaven. So I'm going to kill everyone."

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Mon Apr 6, 2026, 10:34 AM

Monday

ColoringFool

(741 posts)

2. "I Still Prefer Pilots Who Don't Get Shot Down."

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Mon Apr 6, 2026, 10:38 AM

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LaRaven

(239 posts)

3. Any of these are possible! 😳

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Apr 6, 2026, 10:41 AM

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Let’s hope he claims even one of these topics ( I like #4 myself )
He’s most certainly proving himself unhinged and demented.

Scary times

Jerry2144

(3,281 posts)

4. I hope his only words are:

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Mon Apr 6, 2026, 11:05 AM

Monday

“Urrrgh” followed by a loud thump as his hamberders finally kick in. I just hope he falls forward, not backward. The impact of his fat keister smooshing his diaper and squirting turn contents out like popping as pimple would be pretty nasty

Baitball Blogger

(52,417 posts)

5. As long as there were no American casualties

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Mon Apr 6, 2026, 11:07 AM

Monday

Due to the rescue, he just might get away with it.

Vinca

(54,047 posts)

6. I figured he'd talking about the fucking Easter egg roll rather than the fucking war. There were gold eggs, right?

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Mon Apr 6, 2026, 12:35 PM

Monday

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