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HowlingWulf

(589 posts)
Sat Apr 4, 2026, 06:03 PM Saturday

If Trump has in fact been taken to Walter Reed, here's what's gonna happen. [View all]

He's going to fake his death and resurrection on Easter morning. He'll hold a press conference telling us how the medical examiner arrived to find his body bag empty, and eventually located Trump in the hospital's chapel giving thanks for his return to life. The ME took his hand with a tear in his eye and said, "Sir, thank you for coming back to us. I now see that you are divinely appointed to lead our nation." Then we'll hear about Trump's NDE in which he personally met with Jesus and all the most important angels and received top-secret instructions blah blah blah blah. And then the ME told him he totally aced his NDE, it was the most advanced kind of NDE, and no one else has ever had a more impressive one.

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... orangecrush Saturday #1
I'll watch Twitter tomorrow on this. Even if he's not at Reed underpants Saturday #2
.... was trDUMP sure,... magicarpet Saturday #3
He's proving already suing them Diraven Saturday #13
He may be in a padded room malaise Saturday #4
There's never been a NDE like it. PuraVidaDreamin Saturday #5
no...if in fact he actually dies his agingdem Saturday #6
They've pretty much been doing that this whole term. diane in sf Saturday #18
All they have to say is that he was Raptured Baitball Blogger Saturday #7
If he was raptured, House of Roberts Saturday #12
I have a problem with "raptured".... lastlib Saturday #30
I wish this was an impossible scenario Wifes husband Saturday #8
He better NOT die without a TV camera present Submariner Saturday #9
Don't hold anything back Submariner!! 😆 Hey Joe Saturday #10
Hey, how Submariner feels is how I'm feeling, also. calimary Saturday #31
"The big, strong medical examiner" Diraven Saturday #11
I think i found the root cause of the rumors SouthBayDem Saturday #14
Outlandish but when isn't he? MustLoveBeagles Saturday #15
what about out of body experience Tetrachloride Saturday #16
i am holding a certin song in reserve should a certain event happen AllaN01Bear Saturday #17
Is this tonights SNL cold open or the latest South Park episode? William Seger Saturday #19
He wasn't taken to Walter Reed relayerbob Saturday #20
And any fake Christian evangelical dumb enough to embrace and run with it deserves to lose their soul. ChicagoTeamster Saturday #21
Just wanna say, this is kinda ridiculous Arthur_Frain Saturday #22
Lighten up Francis, it's a freakin' joke. You remember - humor? Maru Kitteh Saturday #28
This is a joke? Arthur_Frain Saturday #34
I guess he's still at Walter Reed.. red dog 1 Saturday #23
"Sir!" Jesus said... dpibel Saturday #24
I hope when he dies no former presidents attend his funeral. Gary 50 Saturday #25
OMFG... buzzycrumbhunger Saturday #26
I'm just hoping he doesn't accidentally fall into a wood chipper struggle4progress Saturday #27
For some reason I saw tweets, threads and blu sky posts a few days ago saying that Donold was going to die on LiberalArkie Saturday #29
Join the Pool! lastlib Saturday #32
I think he is going to parachute into Iran doc03 Saturday #33
BRILLIANT Faux pas Sunday #35
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