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HowlingWulf

(589 posts)
Sat Apr 4, 2026, 06:03 PM Saturday

If Trump has in fact been taken to Walter Reed, here's what's gonna happen.

He's going to fake his death and resurrection on Easter morning. He'll hold a press conference telling us how the medical examiner arrived to find his body bag empty, and eventually located Trump in the hospital's chapel giving thanks for his return to life. The ME took his hand with a tear in his eye and said, "Sir, thank you for coming back to us. I now see that you are divinely appointed to lead our nation." Then we'll hear about Trump's NDE in which he personally met with Jesus and all the most important angels and received top-secret instructions blah blah blah blah. And then the ME told him he totally aced his NDE, it was the most advanced kind of NDE, and no one else has ever had a more impressive one.

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If Trump has in fact been taken to Walter Reed, here's what's gonna happen. (Original Post) HowlingWulf Saturday OP
... orangecrush Saturday #1
I'll watch Twitter tomorrow on this. Even if he's not at Reed underpants Saturday #2
.... was trDUMP sure,... magicarpet Saturday #3
He's proving already suing them Diraven Saturday #13
He may be in a padded room malaise Saturday #4
There's never been a NDE like it. PuraVidaDreamin Saturday #5
no...if in fact he actually dies his agingdem Saturday #6
They've pretty much been doing that this whole term. diane in sf Saturday #18
All they have to say is that he was Raptured Baitball Blogger Saturday #7
If he was raptured, House of Roberts Saturday #12
I have a problem with "raptured".... lastlib Saturday #30
I wish this was an impossible scenario Wifes husband Saturday #8
He better NOT die without a TV camera present Submariner Saturday #9
Don't hold anything back Submariner!! 😆 Hey Joe Saturday #10
Hey, how Submariner feels is how I'm feeling, also. calimary Saturday #31
"The big, strong medical examiner" Diraven Saturday #11
I think i found the root cause of the rumors SouthBayDem Saturday #14
Outlandish but when isn't he? MustLoveBeagles Saturday #15
what about out of body experience Tetrachloride Saturday #16
i am holding a certin song in reserve should a certain event happen AllaN01Bear Saturday #17
Is this tonights SNL cold open or the latest South Park episode? William Seger Saturday #19
He wasn't taken to Walter Reed relayerbob Saturday #20
And any fake Christian evangelical dumb enough to embrace and run with it deserves to lose their soul. ChicagoTeamster Saturday #21
Just wanna say, this is kinda ridiculous Arthur_Frain Saturday #22
Lighten up Francis, it's a freakin' joke. You remember - humor? Maru Kitteh Saturday #28
This is a joke? Arthur_Frain Saturday #34
I guess he's still at Walter Reed.. red dog 1 Saturday #23
"Sir!" Jesus said... dpibel Saturday #24
I hope when he dies no former presidents attend his funeral. Gary 50 Saturday #25
OMFG... buzzycrumbhunger Saturday #26
I'm just hoping he doesn't accidentally fall into a wood chipper struggle4progress Saturday #27
For some reason I saw tweets, threads and blu sky posts a few days ago saying that Donold was going to die on LiberalArkie Saturday #29
Join the Pool! lastlib Saturday #32
I think he is going to parachute into Iran doc03 Saturday #33
BRILLIANT Faux pas Sunday #35

underpants

(196,634 posts)
2. I'll watch Twitter tomorrow on this. Even if he's not at Reed
Sat Apr 4, 2026, 06:07 PM
Saturday

they will work up a story line on it. I can almost guarantee it.

magicarpet

(18,589 posts)
3. .... was trDUMP sure,...
Sat Apr 4, 2026, 06:12 PM
Saturday

.... to have God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit to sign an Non- Disclosure Agreement ?

No wonder we heard nothing of this in the media.

agingdem

(8,873 posts)
6. no...if in fact he actually dies his
Sat Apr 4, 2026, 06:13 PM
Saturday

inner circle of crazy enablers are going to pull a "Weekend at Bernie's"...

House of Roberts

(6,544 posts)
12. If he was raptured,
Sat Apr 4, 2026, 06:43 PM
Saturday

and all the MAGATs didn’t get to go with him, that means they are all left behind.

lastlib

(28,326 posts)
30. I have a problem with "raptured"....
Sat Apr 4, 2026, 08:57 PM
Saturday

Move one letter, and you have "RAPE TURD." -- THAT, he is, I can agree!!

Submariner

(13,378 posts)
9. He better NOT die without a TV camera present
Sat Apr 4, 2026, 06:24 PM
Saturday

we've all earned the damn right to watch him suffer through his excruciating whiny death spiral in 4K HD in all its horrific detail, leave nothing out. Don't cheat out of a chance at gut busting laughter.

May your pathway to hell be so hot so that it boils away the fluid in your fat exploding swollen ankles you pedo piece of dog excrement.

Oh....and Happy Easter Diaper Don.

calimary

(90,150 posts)
31. Hey, how Submariner feels is how I'm feeling, also.
Sat Apr 4, 2026, 09:06 PM
Saturday

For me. I’d add “sick at heart”. Especially after reading that his next target is the U.S. Forest Service.

SouthBayDem

(33,301 posts)
14. I think i found the root cause of the rumors
Sat Apr 4, 2026, 06:49 PM
Saturday

regarding unusually high activity at Walter Reed. WUSA 9, the CBS station in DC, reported on Friday: "Walter Reed National Military Medical Center confirmed…that it’s treating personnel from Operation Epic Fury."

I’m sure a lot of us come from the era of “don’t believe everything you see on the Internet”, as Daniel Kibblesmith put it.

MustLoveBeagles

(16,552 posts)
15. Outlandish but when isn't he?
Sat Apr 4, 2026, 07:12 PM
Saturday

I honestly wouldn't put it past him to pull a ridiculous stunt like that.

ChicagoTeamster

(991 posts)
21. And any fake Christian evangelical dumb enough to embrace and run with it deserves to lose their soul.
Sat Apr 4, 2026, 07:52 PM
Saturday

Because their racist fake jesus is their real god and they've just been waiting for the right incident to tell everyone.

Arthur_Frain

(2,374 posts)
22. Just wanna say, this is kinda ridiculous
Sat Apr 4, 2026, 07:52 PM
Saturday

And any freepers lurking here are having a field day.

Some high level conspiracy theory bupkus bullshit.

buzzycrumbhunger

(1,958 posts)
26. OMFG...
Sat Apr 4, 2026, 08:45 PM
Saturday

Just when I was wondering WTAF was up with that scene with his “religious” guru (the blonde bimbo who married into, then embezzled from Journey, right?) was blathering over him being so christlike and he declared himself god?

You don’t suppose that was the set-up for him pretending to come back to life to prove his claim, do you?

This is exactly something he would do. Remember, this is the guy who set up a fake assassination attempt, after all.

LiberalArkie

(19,836 posts)
29. For some reason I saw tweets, threads and blu sky posts a few days ago saying that Donold was going to die on
Sat Apr 4, 2026, 08:53 PM
Saturday

April 4. Weird is all I thought..

lastlib

(28,326 posts)
32. Join the Pool!
Sat Apr 4, 2026, 09:08 PM
Saturday
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220891626

DUers have been making their predictions as to when Diaper Don will buy the big ticket. Whoever gets closest to the actual date gets a prize!

Make your prediction at the link above. Everybody can play, even if you've entered before!

doc03

(39,093 posts)
33. I think he is going to parachute into Iran
Sat Apr 4, 2026, 09:24 PM
Saturday

with guns blazing like Rambo and rescue the pilot.

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