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31. Search "rubio shoes" on Bluesky. The memes are hilarious.

Sat Mar 14, 2026, 09:50 AM

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ALRIGHT. Who did this??
— gene rayburn (@generayburn.com) 2026-03-12T19:15:37.755Z

Marco Rubio has moved into one of the Florsheim shoes that President Trump gave him
— Stephen Moran. (@moranstephen1000.bsky.social) 2026-03-13T08:17:41.482Z

BREAKING: Donald Trump has reportedly been buying the people in his inner circle, new shoes, and people are â€œafraid not to wear them.â€ So, finally after Marco Rubio worked up the courage to tell Trump that the 5 Florsheim shoes, didn't fit - the President immediately bought them all new shoes.
— Paulley Ticks (@tomadelsbach.bsky.social) 2026-03-12T00:14:50.765Z

Yes. He wears them.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/10/trump-florsheim-shoes
The footwear in question comes from Florsheim, a firm founded in Chicago in 1892 whose catalogue of dress shoes has become a presidential obsession. Many pairs retail for about $145 – modest by the standards of a man better known for Brioni suits and long red ties.

Trump, now 79, reportedly began searching last year for something more comfortable to wear through long days in office. Having settled on Florsheims, he began ordering pairs for others as well. According to the White House, he pays for the shoes personally.

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