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Orrex

(67,006 posts)
Sat Mar 14, 2026, 06:51 AM 21 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Beaten with bats and buried in a cornfield by WADA goons for reneging on a yearslong debt?

Lethal dose of radiation while personally delivering 970 pounds of enriched uranium to Putin?

Hand exploded, leaving only a massive, stinking crater?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 21 hrs ago OP
;-{)...... Goonch 21 hrs ago #1
Please tell me that patriot is flying to the closest volcano. ❤️ littlemissmartypants 20 hrs ago #10
Was celebrating Pi day SocialDemocrat61 21 hrs ago #2
This post belongs here. Blue Full Moon 21 hrs ago #3
Yes indeed! See entry #3! Orrex 20 hrs ago #5
No but malaise 20 hrs ago #4
He's got the whole world in his hand. Orrex 20 hrs ago #6
The spork idea is interesting. 😜 littlemissmartypants 20 hrs ago #8
He sure thinks he's the omnipotent emperor of the universe but then malaise 20 hrs ago #9
Bwahahaha SheltieLover 20 hrs ago #13
❤️👋😜 littlemissmartypants 19 hrs ago #21
Morning, Pants! SheltieLover 19 hrs ago #22
I'm sorry I missed this. 😔 littlemissmartypants 8 hrs ago #47
Omg! Look at that sweet face! SheltieLover 4 hrs ago #52
❤️ littlemissmartypants 4 hrs ago #53
She is too beautiful for words, Pants! SheltieLover 4 hrs ago #55
And military incursion with military excursion. littlemissmartypants 19 hrs ago #20
I'm betting on afraid to correct him SheltieLover 19 hrs ago #23
I believe you are 300%* correct about that! ... littlemissmartypants 19 hrs ago #24
Those are the fugliest men's shoes I've ever seen! SheltieLover 18 hrs ago #28
Search "rubio shoes" on Bluesky. The memes are hilarious. littlemissmartypants 18 hrs ago #31
Trying to outdo Bozo's ridiculously huge clown shoes? SheltieLover 18 hrs ago #32
My pleasure. Love you, SL. ❤️ littlemissmartypants 18 hrs ago #33
Love you too, Pants! SheltieLover 18 hrs ago #34
My gawd! She's sleeping on my left shoulder and... littlemissmartypants 18 hrs ago #35
I love that she enjoys getting dressed up SheltieLover 18 hrs ago #36
The thirsty shitheel! Blue Owl 13 hrs ago #44
The internet is having fun LetMyPeopleVote 16 hrs ago #41
I can't get enough of these Rubio Florshiem memes Blue Owl 13 hrs ago #43
Since you asked LetMyPeopleVote 12 hrs ago #45
Bwahahaha -- keep 'em coming!!! Blue Owl 9 hrs ago #46
Oh my! MustLoveBeagles 8 hrs ago #49
And anybody who believes el cheapo is actually paying with his own niyad 3 hrs ago #56
Me too. GopherGal 8 hrs ago #48
Can you effing believe that he equates war with an excursion malaise 19 hrs ago #25
Psychopaths have a tendency to do that self confession stuff. littlemissmartypants 18 hrs ago #29
That's him malaise 18 hrs ago #30
Thank you and good morning, Orrex. ❤️👋 littlemissmartypants 20 hrs ago #7
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 20 hrs ago #11
Soon... SheltieLover 20 hrs ago #14
Mine remains stored in a cool, dark place. Nt spooky3 7 hrs ago #51
I hope so. Harker 20 hrs ago #12
Death becomes him.. surfered 20 hrs ago #15
Sucked into a giant sinkhole at muerte-a-lardo? SheltieLover 20 hrs ago #16
Beware the Ides of March, Donald... sop 20 hrs ago #17
Indeed! SheltieLover 20 hrs ago #18
Good morning, welcome to CBS and here is the news twodogsbarking 19 hrs ago #19
Well if the Simpson fake videosare correct malaise 18 hrs ago #27
It would be the perfect gift for my birthday. Pi day too. twodogsbarking 17 hrs ago #38
Happy Birthday! 🎂🎁🎈🥳🎉🍻❤️ littlemissmartypants 4 hrs ago #54
"That sounds so promising...!" hlthe2b 18 hrs ago #26
Cute little puppy MustLoveBeagles 7 hrs ago #50
From the neck up. Kid Berwyn 18 hrs ago #37
Maybe it will happen today. Yonnie3 17 hrs ago #39
To a a Hopeful Saturday LetMyPeopleVote 16 hrs ago #40
Buried alive by war rubble Blue Owl 13 hrs ago #42

malaise

(295,420 posts)
9. He sure thinks he's the omnipotent emperor of the universe but then
Sat Mar 14, 2026, 07:17 AM
20 hrs ago

he has always confused omnipotent with impotent😀

littlemissmartypants

(32,930 posts)
47. I'm sorry I missed this. 😔
Sat Mar 14, 2026, 07:35 PM
8 hrs ago

Here's a picture for you.

Ready for Spring! One year, four months old. She's still going through a bit of the "puppy uglies," but she's five pounds of sweetheart. My little darling. ♥️

(@2diamondeyes.bsky.social) 2026-03-14T23:15:35.304Z

Ready for Spring! One year, four months old. She's still going through a bit of the "puppy uglies," but she's five pounds of sweetheart. My little darling. ♥️



littlemissmartypants

(32,930 posts)
20. And military incursion with military excursion.
Sat Mar 14, 2026, 08:43 AM
19 hrs ago

King of the Psychopaths and Daddy of the Dunces.


The Dumb Reason Trump Keeps Calling His Iran War a ‘Little Excursion’...
Some of Trump’s aides are afraid to correct him, or think doing so would be a complete waste of time. They are almost certainly right.
https://zeteo.com/p/trump-iran-war-excursion-incursion


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littlemissmartypants

(32,930 posts)
24. I believe you are 300%* correct about that! ...
Sat Mar 14, 2026, 09:04 AM
19 hrs ago

After all, they're willingly wearing the clown shoes.


*Presidential Mathematical Wizarding

SheltieLover

(79,795 posts)
28. Those are the fugliest men's shoes I've ever seen!
Sat Mar 14, 2026, 09:20 AM
18 hrs ago

Does slob wear them? Guessing not.

Presidential math wizarding...

littlemissmartypants

(32,930 posts)
31. Search "rubio shoes" on Bluesky. The memes are hilarious.
Sat Mar 14, 2026, 09:50 AM
18 hrs ago

ALRIGHT. Who did this??

gene rayburn (@generayburn.com) 2026-03-12T19:15:37.755Z


Marco Rubio has moved into one of the Florsheim shoes that President Trump gave him

Stephen Moran. (@moranstephen1000.bsky.social) 2026-03-13T08:17:41.482Z


BREAKING: Donald Trump has reportedly been buying the people in his inner circle, new shoes, and people are “afraid not to wear them.” So, finally after Marco Rubio worked up the courage to tell Trump that the 5 Florsheim shoes, didn't fit - the President immediately bought them all new shoes.

Paulley Ticks (@tomadelsbach.bsky.social) 2026-03-12T00:14:50.765Z


Yes. He wears them.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/10/trump-florsheim-shoes
The footwear in question comes from Florsheim, a firm founded in Chicago in 1892 whose catalogue of dress shoes has become a presidential obsession. Many pairs retail for about $145 – modest by the standards of a man better known for Brioni suits and long red ties.

Trump, now 79, reportedly began searching last year for something more comfortable to wear through long days in office. Having settled on Florsheims, he began ordering pairs for others as well. According to the White House, he pays for the shoes personally.

littlemissmartypants

(32,930 posts)
35. My gawd! She's sleeping on my left shoulder and...
Sat Mar 14, 2026, 10:04 AM
18 hrs ago

Wearing one of her new dresses. She loves getting dressed up. It's hilarious. Keeping me entertained and far, far away from any self-destructive funk. She is the light of my life.

Thanks so much for asking.


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niyad

(131,895 posts)
56. And anybody who believes el cheapo is actually paying with his own
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 12:17 AM
3 hrs ago

mineey. . .ohhh, wait. All the money in the treasury IS his! Everything he touches IS his.

GopherGal

(2,882 posts)
48. Me too.
Sat Mar 14, 2026, 07:40 PM
8 hrs ago

Disqualifying attributes for positions in the Drumpf Maladministration:
1) Astuteness and knowledge of subject matter relevant to the position.
2) Courage and principles enough to contradict superiors' mistakes/misstatements.

malaise

(295,420 posts)
25. Can you effing believe that he equates war with an excursion
Sat Mar 14, 2026, 09:06 AM
19 hrs ago

The good news is that he self confesses

littlemissmartypants

(32,930 posts)
29. Psychopaths have a tendency to do that self confession stuff.
Sat Mar 14, 2026, 09:24 AM
18 hrs ago

They lack awareness and even recognition of our understanding of evil. They think it's fine to burn every single thing to the ground. It's no big deal to them.

To love, to them, is to cause pain.

He a supremely sick individual. The definition of evil.

Characteristics of Psychopaths

1. Aggressive, callous, and cunning
2. Complete absence of conscience and empathy
3. Very adept at manipulating others
4. Willingness to engage in immoral, criminal conduct
5. Willingness to take what they want and do as they please, regardless of who is hurt or wronged
6. Deceptive ability to appear outwardly benevolent
7. Deceptive ability to behave in superficially charming ways to hide purely selfish motives
8. Willingness to use intimidation and violence to control others in order to satisfy their own needs
9. Willingness to intentionally violate the basic inherent human rights of others
10. Complete absence of any sense of guilt or remorse for the harm their actions have caused to others
11. Rationalization of their own immoral behavior
12. Will attempt to lay blame upon someone else for their own conduct
13. Denial, will deny their own wrongdoing outright
14. Utter contemptuousness toward the feelings and desires of their fellow beings
15. Pathological lying, will say anything without any concern for truth to advance their own hidden agendas
16. Ablity to feign [fake] normal human emotions and empathy
17. Distorted sense of the consequences of their actions
18. Total failure to accept any responsibility for their own socially irresponsible ways
19. Strong bellef that they will never be brought to justice for their criminal behavior


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littlemissmartypants

(32,930 posts)
7. Thank you and good morning, Orrex. ❤️👋
Sat Mar 14, 2026, 07:14 AM
20 hrs ago

I'll take what's behind door number one this morning.

I particularly like that you used links. I would not have been aware of that story otherwise

I hope you have a lovely day. 🤓

niyad

(131,895 posts)
11. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sat Mar 14, 2026, 07:20 AM
20 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(79,795 posts)
16. Sucked into a giant sinkhole at muerte-a-lardo?
Sat Mar 14, 2026, 07:42 AM
20 hrs ago

Hauled in by authorities & locked away forever for diaper stench so foul, 3 DC airports had to shut down?

sop

(18,402 posts)
17. Beware the Ides of March, Donald...
Sat Mar 14, 2026, 07:42 AM
20 hrs ago

Tomorrow is the 15th of March, the day forever associated with the assassination of Julius Caesar by senators hoping to save the Republic.

twodogsbarking

(18,502 posts)
19. Good morning, welcome to CBS and here is the news
Sat Mar 14, 2026, 08:23 AM
19 hrs ago

President Trump
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hlthe2b

(113,709 posts)
26. "That sounds so promising...!"
Sat Mar 14, 2026, 09:12 AM
18 hrs ago

"I'm so excited and just dancing with anticipation!"

Yonnie3

(19,381 posts)
39. Maybe it will happen today.
Sat Mar 14, 2026, 10:40 AM
17 hrs ago

Just a rapture for one to meet his god Satan.

The day is still young.

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