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Orrex

(66,913 posts) Thu Feb 26, 2026, 06:57 AM Thursday

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Died of boredom after rewatching his SOTU address?

Died of exhaustion after staying awake for an unprecedented 104 consecutive minutes?

Assassinated and replaced by John Barron?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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